Hermitcraft, Empires Smp & Life Series One-shots

Humans, Demon, Galago, Moth, Canary, and Parrot [Evo](Fluff)

Just some chaotic evolutionists for y'all. Reminder of teams since Evo ended like 4 and a half years ago. (Yes, it's been that long- well, technically 4 years and 3 months at the time of writing this.)

Grian Empire: Grian and Pearl. Allied with the Property Police

Taurtis Replubic: Taurtis. Allied with the Mafia.

Property Police: Jimmy and Martyn. Allied with the Grian Empire.

Mafia: SystemZee and Mini Muka (previously SalemsLady but she was bribed.) Allied with the Taurtis Replubic and Dirt Cheep (Dirt cheep is owned by Zee so it doesn't make a difference.)

Neutral: Salem (Previously mafia), BigB, Tomohawk, and Netty

Those are the teams! Two other things I'll mention: For the title the lables are for the following. Humans: BigB, Tomohawk, Zee, Muka, Taurtis, and Martyn. Demon: Salem. Galago(Google it, it's an adorable animal): Netty. Moth: Pearl. Canary: Jimmy. Parrot: Grian.

And other thing, slight Netty x Martyn, since they're literly married in real life.

Also, I know this book is for empires, hc, and life series, but I just had the urge to write something for evo...

Anyways, sorry for the long bit of info, enjoy!

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"Boo!" The green hatted boy jumped up, hugging Taurtis from behind.

"Gah-! G-Grian, please-!" Taurtis caught his breath, turning to hug his friend back. The blonde giggled lightly, "Sorry, sorry!"

"Give that back!!!" Jimmy tripped over his own feet, stumbling as he tried to catch up with Muka, who was currently in possession of his property police hat. Martyn was attempting to sneakily tackle Muka, but failed miserably with brunette seeing him each time. Zee sat to the side with Salem, laughing at the three of them. Jimmy tried using his wings to help him up, but just ended up covering them in dirt.

BigB, Tomohawk, Pearl and Netty had wandered over to the two boys farther from the chaos. "Wow, I always forget how crazy those guys are." Pearl mentioned.

"Tell me about it." Grian scoffed, though with a smile on his face.

"Martyn is going to get hurt with what he's doing..." Netty sighed.

"Specifically him~?" Pearl asked, with a teasing tone.

Her face pinkened, her tail wrapping around her legs, "I- I mean all of them- I..."

"It's alright, I'm just teasing you." Pearl smirked, nudging Netty softly.

"Grian! Pearl! Help meee!" Jimmy called out, the two winged evolutions looking over to the third, who was currently in the mud. Jimmy could barely make out Grian's eye roll, "We're allies! Come on!"

Pearl grabbed Grian's arm, pulling him with her towards the three running around.

"Hey, no fair! That's four against one!" Muka complained, "Zee, come help instead of just laughing at this."

"Right, right." Zee chuckled once more, running over to help.

All of this just to keep Jimmy's hat from him.

Yep.

Taurtis was laughing loudly, watching the winged evolutions attempting to fly to tackle Muka, and now Zee. It worked a few times, but with the two of them, they would just pass it off.

"Taurtis, you could help instead of laughing!" Muka pointed out.

"Oh, fine. I am your ally after all." Taurtis chuckled, running over to the group. Salem had made her way farther from the chaos, joining up with the two others.

"How do you think this is going to end?" Salem questioned the other two.

"Hopefully with nobody hurt." Was Netty's response.

"It might just not end." BigB pointed out.

"Someone is definitely going to get punched in the face." Tomohawk said.

"Owwww!" Martyn had fallen back onto the ground, clutching his nose, "Grian! You whacked me in the face with that wing of yours!" Grian chuckled, "Sorry!"

Netty quickly rushed over to help Martyn up, with Martyn much appreciative. Netty led Martyn away to her treehouse to patch up his now bleeding nose.

"I wasn't completely wrong." Tomohawk mentioned to Salem.

"Ah-ha!" Jimmy finally picked up his hat that had sat in front of the pinned down Zee. Grian had resorted to the tactic of just knocking Muka to the ground, and then sitting on his back. Pearl had pinned down Zee, and forced him to drop it. Taurtis wasn't much help, just trying to pull Grian off Muka. Despite Grian's small size, he was extremely stubborn and learned how to resist Taurtis. "This is what you get for messing with the Property Police, and the Grian Empire, you dirty mafia!" Jimmy said, matter of fact-y.

"Eh, win in my books, Martyn was bleeding. And we didn't even have to do it." Zee said.

"Oh. I should go check on him!" Jimmy mentioned, before rushing off towards the treehouse nearby spawn.

Muka was let back up with Taurtis finally just picked Grian up. Pearl just let Zee go with no fuss.

"It's no fun without Jimmy. We have nobody to tease." Muka pointed out.

"Or we could tease... The shorty!" Taurtis said, leaning and elbow on Grian's shoulder. With an annoyed sigh, Grian took a seat away from Taurtis, sending the tanned boy crashing to the ground.

"Ow..."

"Gri, calm down on your injuring streak. You already made Martyn bleed!" Pearl joked.

"Oh shush!"

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