Hermitcraft, Empires Smp & Life Series One-shots

Baked Hermits [HC 7] (Drabble/Fluff)

The title makes it sound like the hermits themselves are being baked-

Don't worry, no canniblism here.

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The hermits planned a fun little activity for a week. Each hermit would be assigned another, and at some point during the week, their lunch would be based off that hermit.

Some got really spicy things.

"Oh- God, why is it so spicy!" Mumbo complained after having the first bit of his Tango themed lunch.

Tango chuckled, "I am quite hot~"

"Literally and figuratively." Zedaph pointed out, adding out, "Both 'cause you're a firebird, and you are very attractive."

"I need milk, my mouth is burning..."

Some got something understandable....

"Pork. I see, I see." Impulse nodded, as he munched on his Zedaph themed lunch, "Is this some of the leftovers from the P-I-Zero-G pigs that didn't make it?"

"What- Definitely not~" Zedaph denied, a smile on his face.

One was a bit... dangerous.

GoodtimewithScar was blown up

[XisumaVoid] What happened?

[GoodtimewithScar] I tried to eat lunch

[XisumaVoid] ?

[StressMonster101] The grian themed lunch is very representative of the person

[Grian] Stress. What did you give Scar for a me themed lunch..?

[GoodtimewithScar] Cod.

[GoodtimewithScar] Bread (grain)

[GoodtimewithScar] and tnt.

[Grian] TNT!?

[Grian] Stress, you really did make that lunch represent me perfectly

[Grian] But, who is this grain character?

[Grian] You think I'm bread?

And one of the lunches had the best pun of all.

It was the last day of the week, and a few hermits were having their themed lunch. They had all decided to hang out that day to see what the last meals were.

Grian peered in his bag. The blonde almost instantly burst out laughing, catching the attention of the others.

"What do you get for lunch?" Scar asked curiously.

"Oh, I'm going to be so hungry..." Grian sighed, "But, it's so perfect."

"Now I'm curious!" Iskall leaned over.

Grian laughed a bit more, before pulling out his one item of food.

One edible spoon.

"I'm not sure if I should be offended-" Mumbo chuckled, staring at the lunch themed after himself.

"It truly is the best. I don't care what you suckers got, I have the best lunch."

"Well, mine is very tasty!" Keralis mentioned, "Completely bee and honey themed." Bee-zuma chuckled at that.

"I got rice in the shape of a bed. Half of the rice is coloured lime green." Doc mentioned, "Even the correct bed colour, I'm impressed."

"I... I got swedish meatballs." Ren mentioned, an offended look from Iskall. "Who prepared that one!?" Iskall questioned, before turning to the laughing Grian.

"What- Me? Noooooo~" Grian playfully denied.

"Over-baked cinnamon buns... Just what I wanted." Cleo said with an eye roll.

"I would happily take them off your hands!" Cub smiled widely, staring at the lunch based off himself.

That was one event...

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