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more headcanons

So it looks like I traumatized alot of people with the 'fangs' chapter... So here's some more headcanons (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

⚠️WARNING⚠️
(some of these will be NSFW)

🍬=Kevin
🦇=Streber
🍬🦇=Both

🍬-has some stitches on his leg, if you've seen episode 4 you probably know why, he can't put too much weight on it, or else it'll start to hurt

🦇-unironically likes twilight (he's memorised the films word for word)

🦇-Even when he tops during sex, he's still incredibly subby, he just likes it when Kevin tells him what to do

🍬-Streber was sad about losing his arm, so Kevin cheered him up by putting stickers on his prosthetic arm

🍬-one time, Radford was busy with work, and had to pick up his little brother and his friends, so Kevin offered to pick them up for him, that was how he discovered that Robert and Radford were brothers,and considering that the hatzgang constantly steal from the candy store... let's just say it was a very awkward drive

🦇-the fake fangs stay on during sex

🍬🦇-they both have stretch marks (because I have stretch marks, and I say so-)

🦇-dosen't blame Skid and Pump for the loss of his arm, he understands that they were just kids and didn't know any better

🍬-has much as they annoy him, Kevin does care about Skid and Pump

🦇-has a slightly soft belly

🦇-had a scene aesthetic in high school (still really likes the aesthetic)

🍬-i could see Kevin liking Sanrio

🦇-has some ✨religious trauma✨

🍬-dosen't have a dick, he works minimum wage at a candy store, I doubt he has enough money to afford bottom surgery, so anytime he tops Streber, he often uses a strap-on

🦇-he's in therapy, and is trying to convince Kevin to go to therapy too (he seriously needs it)

🍬-his apartment has extremely thin walls, and he's very loud during sex, so he always insists on them having sex in Streber's house

🦇-when him and Kevin first had sex, Streber accidentally came inside of him, he obviously started panicking, luckily, Kevin was on the pill (they help with his cramps)

🍬-has definitely had a panic attack in the men's restroom

(That's all I can think of rn)