Wolfstar One shots <3

#5 Groupchat

This is just a lil quick fun thing that I'm going to post in my Jegulus and Wolfstar because the proper one shots I'm writing currently are kinda sad/intense sooo

(These contacts are the names in Sirius' phone)

ManInTheMoon has added 7 people to 'bippity bobbity get the fuck of my property'

Moony <3: SIRIUS BLACK YOU CHANGE YOUR USERNAME RIGHT NOW

Prongs!: I'm actually crying what the heck is this group chat name?!

Reggie: Sirius why am I in a group chat with your friends?

ManInTheMoon: because you're one of my friends!!

Reggie: ...that's sad

Marls: hey guys! godric, we've needed a chat like this for ages!

MaryHadALittleLamb: Sirius tf is my contact name?

ManInTheMoon: what I think every time I hear you

MaryHadALittleLamb: thank you.

Lilyyy: Hi everyone!

MaryHadALittleLamb: hi lily :)

Moony <3: Sirius I wasn't joking, change your name!

ManInTheMoon: why?

Prongs!: Sirius is this your way of finally making a move on Remus?

Moony <3: ...

<ManInTheMoon has changed 'Prongs!' to 'Dick>

Dick: hey!!

Reggie: James you talk as if you came on so smoothly to me...

Dick: excuse me I was very charming!

Reggie: when I finally told you I liked you back you said, and I quote, "yikes".

Marls: YOU SAID FUCKING YIKES

MaryHadALittleLamb: JAMES THATS SO BAD

Dick: YOU THINK I DONT KNOW THAT

Lilyyy: Mary.

MaryHadALittleLamb: don't you dare.

Dick: what? No tell us Lily! What did Mary say if she thinks mine is so bad!

Lilyyy: while confessing her undying love to me, she would not stop talking. I tried to interrupt her because I wanted to tell her that I liked her back and she told me to "shut up I'm not finished"

Moony <3: STOP SHE CRIED ABOUT THAT FOR SO LONG xD

Marls: HA HA STILL THE BEST

Reggie: oh Marlene, you're one to talk.

Marls: Regulus I thought we were friends!

<Reggie has added 'Dorcas <3' to the group chat>

Reggie: hey Dorcas

Dorcas <3: hey reg! What's up?

Reggie: be a darl and tell everyone what Marlene asked you rather than just saying 'will you go out with me?'

Dorcas <3: hey I found it funny for the record but it is a good story

MaryHadALittleLamb: I thought she just asked you?

Lilyyy: that's what she told us. Apparently someone's been lying? Miss McKinnon, care to explain?

Marls: Dorcas please it's- it's on brand for me but I don't know if I'm ready for the consequences of my actions yet.