Song: One More Night by Maroon 5
@frankiesforest on TikTok had this idea when he cosplayed WolfStar, I wanted to make it a one shot 🫶
"You and I are go hard at each other, like we're going to war. You and I get rough, we keep throwing things and slamming the doors. You and I get so damn dysfunctional, we start keeping score. You and I get sick, yeah I know that we can't do this no more...but baby there you go again, there you go again, making me love you."
TW: it's toxic obviously but also not SUPER toxic because, like I said in my authors note, I'm not super comfy with that but it's toxic enough for you to be like "god you two are annoying" vibe
Remus sat in his dorm with a cigarette, blowing rings of smoke into the air as he closed his eyes. Remus heard the door but didn't open them, he knew it was Sirius and when he listened to Sirius' heartbeat, he could hear Sirius was already in a foul mood. Sirius' heavy steps got louder as he approached his bed, Remus could practically hear his eye roll when Remus didn't acknowledge him.
Sirius huffed, shaking his head and aggressively going through his drawer as he looked for his quidditch gloves. Sirius' eye began to twitch as he smelt the smoke linger over his bed, looking at Remus who just lay there without caring. Sirius opened the window to let it out and walked back over to his bed, keeping his composure when saw almost a small smirk on Remus' lips.
Sirius noticed that the smell, even though the window was open, still seemed strong, like it was just hanging over him. Sirius looked past his curtain, wondering if his mind was just going crazy because he was already annoyed at Remus. Sirius finally smelt his curtains and sheets and realised they stunk of smoke, he turned to Remus frustrated.
"My bed stinks of smoke Remus"
"I don't see how that's my problem Sirius"
"The actual pillow smells of smoke, I've told you not to smoke on my bed. You literally have your own bed, it's not that hard!"
"You smoke as well you hypocrite." Remus sat up, blowing smoke out at Sirius, "it was probably your own cigarettes." Sirius laughed sarcastically and Remus raised an eye brow at him.
"Unbelievable. You are smoking right now, you're already making the room smell with that, but to top it all off you smoke on my fresh bed sheets and pillow, then try and gaslight me into thinking it was me?"
"I'm not gaslighting you. I never said I wasn't smoking. Besides your sheets aren't fresh, you're always making a mess" Remus sat up at the edge of his bed so he was looking Sirius up and down, "and don't try make out anything we do in that bed is innocent"
"You are so fucking infuriating! Remus I don't ask much from you, all I have said was that I don't want the smoke on my bed, it is that simple! It's like you're trying to piss me off!"
"Don't ask much of me? That's fucking hilarious rich boy, all you do is nag me and then fuck off when things don't go your way!" Remus stood up, burning his previous cigarette out and looking in the drawer for another one.
"Yeah go look for another pack, a smoke is more important than a conversation with me" Sirius said bluntly, pulling his bed sheets off in annoyance, "and another thing-"
"What a surprise you're still talking" Remus said with sarcastic shock, watching Sirius' head tilt with an eye twitch as he tried not to start screaming, "and look at you trying to keep that Black Family madness at bay"
"You motherfucker! You know I am nothing like my fucking family and I have proved that to you time and time again! Is it really the madness of my family or lack of caring from yours?!"
