50 Spoofing Questions
1: What is your name?
Lisa: Lisa.
Sehun: Sehun.
Lisa: Wait! Why's it him? Where is my Irene?
Sehun (scornfully): Hmph.
The Host: Fellow Lisa, please look at the title. It's '50 Spoofing Questions', not '50 Spouse Questions'.
Lisa: You could have chosen someone else rather than this unrelated fox!
Sehun: Unrelated? That's weird. I clearly remember that you are my sister-in-law... So you weren't my sister-in-law? I will find Irene a new one tomorrow.
Lisa: Neo...!
The Host: My god. Why is the first question taking so long? Let's proceed to the next question...
Lisa: You shut up!
2: Age?
Lisa: 28.
Sehun: 29.
Lisa: Really? I always thought you were 40+.
Sehun: ... (You'll pay for this.)
The host: Why has the temperature dropped...?
3: Gender?
Surprisingly, both Lisa and Sehun snorted together in tacit understanding.
4: What personality do you think you have?
Sehun: Kind-hearted.
Lisa (pondering): Probably not very good.
Sehun: So you actually knew...
Lisa: I'm not as shameless as you!
5: What about the other person's personality?
Lisa: Gloomy, surly, cunning and sinister
Sehun: Fickle, ungrateful, stupid and stubborn.
The Host: Both of them are very enthusiastic and orderly... Cold sweat...
6: When did you two first meet? Where was it?
Lisa: When I was 21. At a restaurant.
Sehun: When I was 22. I was having French cuisine with my cute younger sister when an uninvited guest popped up to have a free meal.
Lisa: I was invited by Irene alright? And I clearly arrived first!
7: What's your first impression of the other person?
Lisa: He said he's Irene's brother, but why didn't they look alike? He popped out randomly from nowhere and dared to take liberties with Irene. Don't tell me he's a fake?
Sehun: Why does my sister have a friend like this? So what if she was a little good looking? She's so obstinate.
Irene: Was it like that? I remembered the two of you smiling happily and conversing harmoniously. I had thought...
Lisa: Irene, when did you arrive? Why are you sitting beside the weird host? Come here quickly.
Irene: I was hired to be the arbitrator of this 50 questions session. You guys can continue answering.
Lisa (turns around and asked softly): Fox, what weird things have you fed Irene...?
8: What do you like about the other person?
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DEATH
FanfictionI've died. I've finally let everything go. This time, I'm really letting you go. From the bottom of my heart, I hope you find happiness. Content warning : This story contains content about suicide. Proceed with caution (c) tto
