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the little things

i get up and walk back behind the bar i feel fine i pull out an uncrustable and bite into it someone calls me out to the floor for water
i take the pitcher uncrustable in my mouth i pour them water and walk behind the bar get frank a bear then ernie
|boyfriend can i get a shot|-svetlana
i look at mickey and shrug mickey shakes his head no but i do it anyways the bitch scares me i finally finish my snack people wanted things left and right the whole bar and floor was full
|why the fuck are we so busy|-i
|don't overdo it e|-m
|i'll overdo whatever the fuck i wanna overdo i just want my cosmic brownie|-i
i look around for kerry she's gone
|where the fuck is kerry|-i
i grab a tray fill it with the drinks i just made and pass them out till everyone's finally all good i grab my brownie
|hey ian can i get a beer|-mickey
|no|-i
fiona walks in i sigh
|hi fiona|-i
|debbie said you had a seizure again|-f
i take a bite out of the brownie
|this brownie is really good|-i
|where are the pills they said you'd get to stop them|-f
i point at mickey and he points at me
|it's on your phone douchebag|-i
|ian what is happening|-f
|im eating a cosmic brownie for dinner in the alibi room|-i
|ian gallagher|-f
|fiona gallagher|-i
|he gets them tomorrow his bpd got worse and causes seizures now|-m
|that's bull|-f
i shrug
|doctor said it's not|-i
|im going to v and finding this out|-f
|can mickey and i have a sleepover|-i
|not in a school night my dad would never say yes plus it's getting late|-m
we laugh
|boyfriend keep my shots coming i have to boost my babys immune system|-s
|why am i boyfriend|-i
|why are you still talking and not giving me my shot|-s
|im eating my brownie girlfriend|-i
|you wish you could get a girlfriend|-s
i fake gag
|the only girl i accidentally pulled was mandy and i got hunted down because of it|-i
i glare at mickey he smiles
|now when i was younger i dated this guy-|-f
|shut up frank|-ian and mickey
|one shot for you girlfriend|-i
i pass it to her
kev walks in he comes behind the counter
|ian go home so i can work i'll pay you for the time lost i just cannot deal with fiona and v right now|-k
|sounds good to me but make sure girlfriend gets he shots for the baby|-i
he gives me a thumbs up i grab my stuff and walk out mickey follows i get a call from the club i put an application in when i was at sheila's i answer
|hi am i speaking with ian gallagher|
|yes you are|-i
|hi i wanted to talk to you about the job you applied for|
|alright what about it|-i
|we've gone over your application and we think you'd be a perfect fit for us|
|awesome i'll get back to you guys tomorrow i've gotta figure some stuff out but i'm down|-i
|we love to hear it i will speak to you tomorrow my name is dale the manager i look forward to seeing you soon|-d
i hang up i'm smiling over a job mickeys looking at me like i'm crazy
|what the fuck is that about|-m
|i got a job|-i
|you have a job|-m
|yea but a real job i'll be serving drinks at a night club|-i
|where is it|-m
|up north|-i
|no absolutely not you could have a seizure what if i'm not there|-m
|it's a gay club you can go but you do not want to especially since the job i'll be doing is fun you wouldn't like it|-i
|is this a professional legal version of how you bought the apartment|-m
i nod he sighs
|your gonna be a fairy selling drinks|-m
|well everything i just left out the other parts|-i
|no ian no i can think of 3 terrible things that could happen|-m
|name them|-i
|k your a fairy serving drinks right you hit the floor a bunch of fags cry and scream oh no what do we do ian died number 2 your doing your fag dance on a fag you hit the floor everyone says oh no he died number 3 you get paid for sex it's happening you seize he thinks you died he dumps your body you get raped by mice|-m
|what do you wanna be my guard dog|-i
|yes ian i do i don't need you hitting your head or going over the three minute mark earlier is how it should always be you tell me it's happening you lay down i wait you wake your fine now|-m
|fine mickey i'll call them and tell them i need that accommodation i need this job and if that means you have to be there so be it|-i
|i have to be there e you put me in charge of yourself self inflicted|-m
it's the little things he does that piss me off