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- I don't know if any of you have seen this actually happen, like in real life, but when the guy proposes to the girl by using a plane with a banner behind it that says "I want to spend the rest of my life with you, will you marry me?" Like, I'm sorry, I wanted to go cloud watching today (yes that's a thing), but I guess the sky decided to change its schedule so that a freAKINg plANE WitH YOUr nAMe oN IT CouLD CasuALLy glIDE PasT.
- Why does every fanfic have to have a blonde bimbo with big boobs, flawless skin, lots of money, parents who spoil her, a bitchy personality and a wardrobe dominated by pink clothing?? And why is she always dating the guy it's a fanfic about? That guy needs to open his damn eyes. (Suggested by @iiShay)
- The main character is always a "nerd" and a "geek" that no one notices or likes, but then the hottest and most popular bad boy in school just so happens to have broken up with his slutty girlfriend and decides that this "nerd" is the most gorgeous girl he's ever laid eyes on. I know they say love is blind, but come ON. DO YOU NOT DETECT THE AWKWARDNESS. (Suggested by @d3lace)
- The description of a lot of stories is just like "Kylie is not too upset about going back to school, until she gets put in a class with the bad boy, (insert celebrity name here). What will happen?" Pffft. It's not like they're going to fall in love or anything. Right?
- When the girl and guy are on a chat room and they always have ridiculous usernames like 'cuddleboo1284' and 'sexydude69'
- The guy is 19 years old (give or take) but he always either acts like he's 6 or 46
- I get that the guy is supposed to be a "bad boy" or whatever, but half of the "rebellious" things that these two do together are illegal. I-L-L-E-G-A-L. Do the police no longer exist??
- When people read your book, but don't even congratulate you on getting 6K. Ugh, so annoying, amirite?
A/N: Ok, the last one was a joke. But I did just hit 6K! Thank you to everyone who reads this crappy book. Also thanks to the people who left suggestions in the last part.
Peace, love and Nutella xx
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