Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY}

Thou shalt not ship that

OMG GUYS I'M FINALLY UPDATING AFTER 673857275 YEARS

AND BY 673857275 YEARS I MEAN TWO WEEKS

Yeah. Let's get to the chapter.

Awkward ships.

We've all heard of them, we've all read about them, we all ship them.

Right?

*hides behind brick wall at the realisation that it's just me who ships them*

YOU HEARD NOTHING.

So.

There's a difference between weird shipping, and shipping people so much that it's weird.

Like, I ship Troyler so much that I made an edit of them hav-WAIT WHAT I THOUGHT I EDITED THAT PART OUT

Ahem.

That's shipping people so much that it's weird.

Weird shipping is when you ship two people that either a) are in separate fandoms, b) just don't work out no matter how insistent you are or how much you look for evidence, or c) both.

For example: Drarry.

For any peasants out there who have not immersed themselves in the fantastically fantastical world of Harry Potter, or for those of you who suck at decoding ship names, this is Harry and Draco Malfoy.

Yes, in "that way". Don't look at me with that awkward giggling expression.

I'm sorry, but Harry is already having a fling with Cho or Ginny or whatever, so he's been confirmed as straight.

And Draco is just....ok he's a dick.

Yeah, I just said that. Are you gonna show all your friends so that you can giggle at the girl who wrote a bad word?

Do it. I dare you.

Basically, I highly doubt that anything in "that way" is going to happen between Harry and Draco.

What does this have to do with Wattpad, you people who are slow to make connections may ask?

Fanfiction. That's what.

And then there are the people who say they are perfect for each other because of how much they hate each other.

"Opposites attract" and stuff.

Well, this time, eh-no.

If people were more perfect for each other the more they hated each other, then I'd probably be dating...oh God, not thinking about that.

It's like those movies where there's a girl and a guy who can't stand each other, and every time they're in a room together, they fight.

But then they're put in a situation where they have to stay together for a really long time, and what's the first thing they do?

BAM!

Make out.

*bad Italian accent* It make-a no sense!

Is that a thing?

Is now.

#Italiano2l_baes. Make it happen.