This happens a lot in stories.
Let's say the main character is a girl named Katy, and she has a boyfriend.
And all of a sudden
WHAM
BAM
A-LA-KA-ZAM
Her ex boyfriend just so happens to be in the exact same location as Katy at the exact same time as Katy, even though they broke up and moved to different locations 34967345829714814 months ago, and now he's a major psychopath with a plan to get Katy to love him again.
THAT ESCALATED RAPIDLY.
Because 'quickly' is too mainstream.
Am I a hipster?
Maybe I am.
Wow, my attention span is very short.
Like a butterfly wing span.
Oh God.
*ahem*
What were we talking about? Oh yes!
Douchebag exes.
Once I was reading a story where a girl (let's still call her Katy) was in a relationship, and
OUT OF NOWHERE
NO WARNING
BANG
Along strolls her ex boyfriend even though she moved from America to LONDON, and he threatens to leak a video of them doing the do if she doesn't get back with him.
Not to mention she is a celebrity now, and has a reputation to uphold.
Does that make logical, rational or geographical sense?
Nuh-uh.
I guess this psycho ex just developed epic ESP skills after their breakup, and was like "Oooooooooooooh my stupid ex just moved to London. I guess I'll go blackmail her."
And of course, she doesn't want this video to get leaked, so she goes ahead with his plan AT FIRST. The genius gets herself out of there.
And guess what happens next that is also an overused idea?
THE EX ENDS UP IN A MENTAL ASYLUM.
Mind=blown
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