Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY}

Birthday facials

When girls wear a lot of makeup on dates.

Ok, I get that you want to look pretty, and makeup will help you do that. But there is a limit to how much you can wear before you just look stupid.

So the day of the first date starts out by the girl waking up at 7am (no idea why), and thinking about nothing but the date.

All.

Day.

She then realises that holy shit she only has 7 hours until she meets the boy at <insert restaurant name here>!!!! She better start getting ready.

So, of course, she has to go shopping for a dress that makes her look sexy, but doesn't make her look like a slut, that matches her eyes, doesn't make her look fat, isn't too similar to a dress she already has, will give the suggestion that she really likes the boy but isn't ready to take it to the next level just yet, and makes her booty look amazing.

I mean, she can't just wear that loose sweater, galaxy leggings and messy bun. Unless it's a date to Starbucks.

Although I get it - I'm a girl. I understand the struggle behind picking the right dress for something. If I had a checklist of things that a dress had to be/include, I could write it on the Empire State Building and still need more room.

But then we have the makeup situation.

"I finally finished putting on 87 layers of makeup, and I looked like a different person." Yes, that's what too much makeup does.

Like, why do you want to look like a different person? If the boy met you when you were wearing that 'light, natural makeup' while sipping on your venti latte, then that's who he fell in love with.

You don't need to go out of your way to change your appearance.

Honestly, your makeup is so caked onto your face that I feel like it's my birthday with all this cake.

Anyways, that's it for this chapter.