Ok, I think the list idea is easier. Maybe that's what I'll do from now on.
I guess we'll start where we left off!
13. 90% of fanfics make the girl and guy meet by the girl spilling Starbucks on the guy's Versace shirt but he doesn't care because the girl is hot
14. Stereotypes. You know where this one is going.
One Direction fanfic: Niall goes to Nando's every day, Louis never stops eating carrots and Liam runs out of the room screaming and crying when he sees a spoon.
5SOS fanfic: Luke has 435 pet penguins.
O2L fanfic: Jc lives on a cloud.
15. Stereotypes that don't actually have any particular reasoning. These are usually just found in 1D fanfics.
Harry is always an asshole, Zayn is usually an asshole and always a bad boy, Niall is a bit of a 50/50 but he's usually pretty nice and he always calls the girl 'princess', Louis always just plays himself, and Liam is always an absolute angel who uses the most ridiculous things instead of swearing.
Seriously. "What the hey" is unacceptable.
16. In YouTuber fanfics, the guy (usually the YouTuber) and the girl make a video together, but it usually just goes like this:
"Hey guys, I'm here with my girlfriend, and we're gonna do a Q and A!"
And then they ask about 2 questions and the video is over.
THAT. IS. NOT. A. VIDEO.
17. "It was love at first sight" I find that hard to believe
18. "My eyes threatened to spill tears" are they going to murder you if you don't do as they say
19. "I got out of bed and didn't do anything with my hair, it looked fine" nononononono
20. "OMG I am like sooooo fat!!!!1!!1!!1!!!!"
*goes to McDonald's and Taco Bell every day*
21. When the girl wants to spend the day with her boyfriend in secret, she always makes some lame excuse to miss more important stuff, like:
"Sorry I can't go to your anniversary Mum, my friend's cousin's mum's stepsister's son's brother's neighbour's goldfish is sick." Just tell her you're gonna run off with an international superstar and do the do. Seriously.
22. In O2L fanfics when the girl makes Ricky say "the slithering snake slurped some slippery spaghetti while stepping on a spirally spoon" like come on guys don't be mean
23. The girl tells the guy that she can't come to some sort of concert he has, but then she is miraculously able to miss her sister's wedding and come to the concert and then they make out on stage like how about no
24. Any of the following (or similar):
"And that's what makes you beautiful," Harry whispered.
"Every time you walk in the room, you got all eyes on you and you know it," Luke said.
"I don't want nobody but you," Ricky said with a smile.
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A/N
OMIGAWD YOU GUYS WHO'S EXCITED FOR NOBODY??!?!?!!?!?!?!?
Which is the song Ricky quoted in #24.
It's coming out so soon ahhhhh 😁😁😁😁😁
Ok I'm gonna go booty pop to Echo now.
Bai 👋
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