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Here we go, the last chapter!! It still feels a bit weird that I won't be updating this book anymore, but it'll be for the better. So before I sign off from this book, here are some final AWM's for you guys.

- The girl is in hospital fighting for her life and she's about to die, but then the guy begs to see her one last time and the nurses reluctantly let him even though it's family only, and he walks into the room and kisses her and then she wakes up and goes home that day.

Sleeping Beauty, is that you? Because otherwise that's just stupid. The only Aurora I'm interested in seeing right now is the Northern Lights in the sky.

Cause I'm aesthetic AF.

- When the guy is a creepy kidnapper who takes her to his house and tells her that she has no other choice but to love him. And then of course, she does, and they start dating even though he's probably insane.

If you put me in a room full of gigantic Nutella jars and told me not to touch any of them, I'd probably have more self control than this girl.

And I LOVE Nutella.

- The guy acts less like a boyfriend and more like a dad to the girl. (No, I don't want to hear any of your "daddy" jokes. That's disgusting.) But seriously, he's always being so restrictive and he never lets her do anything she wants to do.

"Oh, what's that? You're going to a party tonight and there are going to be OTHER MALE SPECIMENS THERE??? Well then, you better make sure you're wearing a long sleeved shirt and a sweater and long pants and a turtleneck and I have to come with you and you can't talk to anyone other than girls and me for the entire night because if you do, I'll break up with you."

Up next on Channel 7, The World's Strictest Boyfriends.

- There are deep and meaningful fanfictions that are beautifully written and have a good storyline with a lot of emotion, but they only have 130 reads. On the other hand, there are some fanfictions that are badly written and the storyline doesn't make much sense, but they put the word 'sex' in the title and it got a million reads.

- The guy introduces himself as "Styles, Harry Styles." If you're going to turn your book into the next James Bond movie, at least keep Daniel Craig or something. (Dear best friend who has a massive crush on that guy: I know you're reading this, and you're welcome.)

- No matter who the story is a fanfic of, the author will always manage to involve Justin Bieber. It's a One Direction fanfic? Justin is the girl's crazy ex. (Who probably acts the way that's described in Return of the Douchebag Ex, another part of this book.) It's a 5SOS fanfic? Justin is Luke/Calum/Michael/Ashton's arch nemesis. It's a YouTuber fanfic? You better believe Justin's surname is secretly Franta.

- The author tries to write a line or scene that's kinky and cute and probably has a pun in it to do with the title, but the whole concept is destroyed because the grammar is horrible.

- One of the characters comes down with a disease or gets injured, but it's extremely obvious that the author doesn't know anything about the injury.

"As you can see, Kylie has been diagnosed with stage 4 breast cancer, but she should be right to go home in 8 days, just in time for your wedding."

Please stop.

- "I felt his rough, calloused hands on my body."

Please write a prequel where we learn about the time that this guy spent working on a damn construction site.

- The title of the book is a song title or song lyrics, but the storyline is completely unrelated.

- Anything with the word "Dark" in the title. There are only so many times one perfectly (in)sane person like me can read a story about Harry Styles, the guy that dresses in all black and makes everyone terrified. What will happen when he meets the world's most innocent little angel who says 'sorry' too much, drinks Starbucks excessively and doesn't know any hairstyle other than a messy bun?

I have a sneaking suspicion that he will turn good for her. What about you guys?

A/N There you have it, the last chapter. I won't write too much here because I'd just be repeating myself and it's totally not 10:30pm, what are you talking about? Thanks again for taking time out of your day to read this stupid book. I'll see you in some of my other stuff. Speaking of which, if you're reading Humanoid, it's about to get intense. Stay tuned, and I love you all!

o2l_baes xx

PANCAKES, OKAY? JUST PANCAKES.