Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY}

Backwards ageing potion

Vote for this story if you get what the title of this part means.

*hint hint* I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Getting to the point.

When the person that a fanfic is written about doesn't fit the setting at all.

For example:

It was my first day of high school. I was super nervous, especially since I'd only just become a teenager. During the day, I met a boy who said his name was Leonardo DiCaprio.

You see?

Ok, that was probably an exaggeration. In no universe, fanfic or reality, can a 40 year old be in year 7.

Or "seventh grade" or whatever you call it. Basically the year when you're 13.

Like, if you want to involve some weird backwards ageing thing, make it a Harry Potter fanfiction.

And THAT'S what the title means.

But they don't even specify that the person's age is different to real life.

I wanted to write a fanfic about my favourite O2L member, but wanted it to be set in a high school, so I made it that he was 18.

But like, he looked the same as he actually does. Because ain't nobody getting rid of that sexiness.

He's sexy. =]

Wait, what were we talking about?

Oh yeah!

Putting adults in a school setting. As a student.

And this is sort of similar, but sort of completely different: when the fanfic subject's relation to the main girl makes it really awkward that they would fall in love.

Like, the guy is the girl's teacher or something.

This isn't awkward because of age difference. (See part 1 and second paragraph of 'you gave me a job, I'm not giving you one'.)

It's awkward because during the day he teaches her trigonometry, and once school's out, he teaches her how to remove her clothing in a sexy way.

And what's his idea of talking dirty?

He pushed me roughly against the wall and murmured against my neck, "Tonight I'm gonna calculate your unknown angle."

Or dropping hints to the girl while he teaches the class.

"Okay, class, today we'll be learning about"-he winked at me-"multiplying."

HOW DOES THAT WORK? WHAT.

~~~~~
A/N
This chapter was fun to write.

If you liked it, then hit the vote button.

If it made you laugh, then leave a comment.

And if you showed your friend and they liked it, then both of you have to buy XIAT on iTunes.

Or if you don't have any money, just tell your parents you need it for school and then buy an iTunes card.

Or search it up somewhere else. Whatever floats your boat.