Annoying Wattpad Moments {CRINGEY}

Did I say that out loud?

Double update because ily ❤️

I don't know about you, but I find it stupid in any story whatsoever when a guy sees a pretty girl and thinks to himself,

Wow, she's pretty.

And then the girl's just like, "Haha, thanks."

And then the guy thinks to himself,

Did I just say that out loud?

And the girl says, "Yes."

LIKE WHAT THE HELL

HAVE YOU SUDDENLY FORGOTTEN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPEECH AND THOUGHT

How can you just say something (IM GIVING UP ON YOUUUUUU-off topic)

How can you just say something and not realise you said it, because you thought it was just in your brain?

Do you do this in real life?

Whoa, that girl is super fat.

"EXCUSE ME?!?!?"

Oops, did I say that out loud?

"OF COURSE YOU DID WHAT DO YOU THINK I CAN READ MINDS I AINT NO PROFESSOR X UP IN THIS"

I'm sorry, but no.

Has there suddenly been a new type of deafness developed where you can literally hear everyone talking except yourself?

I would want that if it meant I didn't have to hear myself sing.

Am I right?

Am I right?

Or am I left?

I'm left, aren't I?

Knew it.