Driving home for Voltronmas

Tis was the 7th Day of .. Lotidgemas

HOPE YOU HAVE A JOLLY READ

PLEASE BE AN ELF AND MAKE A VOTE

(Some of you may not like this song, I haven't actual listened to all of it but since I like to mention Christmas being the most "Murderous time of the year" sometimes. I thought I'd add a song that pretty much sings it)

Side Note (Please Read!!): Pidge is Jewish in this one. I've googled some Jewish greetings during the holiday. My apologizes if none of them are correct, happy for someone to comment any corrections and I'll go back to add them.

Lotor hated Christmas. 

He regrets asking the earthlings over the holiday. 

He wishes he never even heard the word "Christmas" to begin with. 

If has fully lost his Christmas spirit and he blames it on the glamorous holiday itself.  

He had studies the many traditions done during the month of December. 

He'd asked each and every paladin for their thoughts and fondest memories over Christmas. 

He even donated some funds towards the Christmas pot to help bring the Christmas spirit to all. 

It started going down hill with decorations. 

They were terrible to put up on EVERY ship. 

As well as having to break up soldiers and sentries from fights started by what decoration to use or where to put it. 

As well as learning that the Galra might be more cat like than he'd admit out loud when he had to take down some Chrismation decorations that kept being tapped and played with instead of soldiers doing their duties. 

The dead tree placed up was left undecorated on the bottom half and looked awful due to it. 

Then the Christmas jumpers came along. 

They were so many different styles. 

Some were warm and fluffy. 

Some were soft and thin. 

Some were so itchy and formed rashes on his skin. 

A personalized Christmas jumper ended being the route he took. 

Food was a nightmare. 

Some tasted really nice while other's tasted disgusting. 

Everyone liked different foods.

It meant all foods had to be an option for all of his people to enjoy. 

He hated cooking. 

All his ship's kitchens looked as if they had lost a war. 

Lastly came presents. 

He was rich but he did not like enough people to spend so much money on them.