A Mafia's Secret Wife

Chapter 4

LAWRENCE

"Ate, wake up, wake up," Logan screamed and suddenly coughed. "Tanginang langaw nalunok ko pa," he complained while coughing hard. His hand went inside of his mouth, trying to pull out the fly.

I grimaced as I looked at the sight of his stupidity. It couldn't be denied that he was the first honorable stupid person in our house.

"Oh my dede, butas ears drum ko sa boses mo, bro," Lucian complained, sticking both fingers in his ears.

It made me want to shoot his head because of his gayness and stupidity. Ears drum? I drew out a long sigh.

"Lucian na bingi, hindi na makarinig. Logan nalunok ang langaw, nasarapan," Leroy sang like a defected goat. He laughed after he sang it once more, pressing a hand on his stomach.

I shook my head at them. They were a hopeless moron trio. I couldn't find any cure for their sickness that got worsen every day.

"Gusto mo lumunok ng kamao?" Logan threatened his brother. He aimed his fist at Leroy's face, but Leroy only burst into laughter.

"Naglinis lang ako ng taenga, bobo," Lucian cursed Leroy and smacked his head.

Leroy guffawed. "Bobo tayo, tanga," he said. "Pano magigising si Ate sa sigaw mo kung naka-airphone siya."

I pressed a hand on my forehead. They were driving me crazy. I groaned at the sight of them.

"Ang bobo mo, bearphone yan," Lucian corrected as he choked Leroy, shaking his brother like a twig of a tree.

"Mga bobo. Naka-bear design lang yan pero hindi yan bearphone." My eyebrows rose when Logan sounded like a normal person. "Earphone yan. Kasi para sa tenga tyaka dalawa kaya ang tawag dyan ay earsphone."

I rolled my eyes and passed them. I slightly kicked Ivan's sleeping body when I went nearer.

"Bearphone nga, bobo."

"Airphones!"

"Earsphone nga."

"Ang bobo mo, Leroy."

"Mas bobo ka, Lucian."

"Pinakabobo ako."

I sighed as I kept on hearing their useless bickering. "Earphone," I corrected them as I kept kicking Ivan's body.

"Bobo," They shouted in harmony.

"Get out of my sight or I'll zip your mouths," I roared. They went in silence and glancing at each other. "Get lost," I growled.

Leroy leaned down to Lucian. "Galit na si Kuya," he whispered to Lucian, but I heard it.

I stomped my feet and glared at them. "Get lost, fucking morons!"

"Takbo." They shouted and ran away from me, holding each other's hand. They happily escaped as if I'll chase them.

I tried to put some logic, why the hell I am the only normal person in our house. Those morons were greatly influenced by their moronic older sister.

Those trio Logan Reil, Lucian Reid, and Leroy Reck Yuginawa were triplets and known as Crazy Moron Trio. Setting it aside, Ivan was also known as their great teacher.

By just thinking of it, I don't know why do I have to suffer like this. I had once tried to inhale some "katol" so I could be like them.

At the very start, I thought I was not the normal one in our house. It was a good thing that I realized that I was the normal one among the idiots.

I kicked her stomach hard so she'll wake up. I grinned sheepishly when I remembered that I had a score to settle with her. "Kagebunshin Technique times ten."

I mercilessly poked her asshole many times and more than ten. "Waataaaaaa," I said, sounding like the famous sound effects. When she was still not waking up. I slapped her face left and right.

Hindi kapa gigising na potang-inang bobo ka.

She jutted out from her sleeping bed, screaming and rubbing her face. "Shit ka," she greeted. She faked crying in front of me as she massages her butt.

I smiled at her. "Good morning, sis," I beamed and slapped her face once more. I checked my watch and glanced at her. "We're going to school in seven minutes. Good luck with you, if you don't want to walk to school."

Her eyes widened and darted her eyes to the clock beside her bed. She gasped and covered her mouth.

After thinking without using her brain, she straightened up and saluted me. "Copy, bro."

I grinned evilly. "Tic toc, faster or I'll help you in bathing," I teased.

She groaned as she hurried to the bathroom. "Hate you, bro. Just get out of my room," she yelled.

I laughed at her as I slowly went out of her room. I sighed with relief, seeing my twin-sister had grown up to be a beautiful lady. It was fine to me even she was an idiot. I was hoping that if the time will come that she'll be able to understand everything.

IVAN

I screamed when my brother poked my asshole with a chopstick. I cried inwardly because of his merciless punishment for waking up late. I was seated on the passenger's seat.

It was that handsome man's fault that I wasn't able to sleep early. His appearance, his voice, and his touch was bugging me all night. I couldn't help but keep on thinking about him, replaying his lines in my head. Everything in him was crawling under my skin.

"Ako'y isang sirena," Lucian sang that snapped me back from daydreaming. He swayed his body and banging his head like crazy. He started twerking in the backseat that made his other twins laugh.

"Lucian," Lawrence hissed.

Lucian tittered. "Bangga mo, Kuya. Ano, ako na tutuloy sa linya mo," he taunted.

"Gusto mo itali kita sa harap ng sasakyan at ibangga ko?" Lawrence growled at him.

I shook my head as I listened to them. "Ate, popcorn?" Leroy offered me food.

I raised a brow at him. "Taray ah. Kala niyo nasa sinehan lang kayo. Saya niyo ha," I said in sarcasm as I took some food and placed it in my school uniform skirt.

"Crackers, Ate. Baka gusto mo rin. Tyaka hindi naman bawal kumain dito," Logan said, handing me another bag of food.

I giggled. "Joke lang. Pinge nga," I replied and tried to get the whole bag, but he retrieved it immediately. He smiled widely, teasing me as he waves the bag of crackers.

I threw my shoes at him and it perfectly hit his head. "Aray ko naman. Ayan na, mananakit pa talaga," he said and sulked.

I pursed out my lips as I looked at him. I gave him a middle finger and then started eating.

The travel felt so long as if I came from Mars. Lawrence just kicked us out of the car. He was pissed off to the max by Lucian that vented it on us.

It was a little bit of shame on my side that my harsh twin-brother was accelerated in class. I was just a plain moderate student in my year class.

"Nandito na ang Presidente ng mga unano," My monkey friend welcomed me to my classroom with wonderful greetings.

I faked a smile and waved at them. I smacked their heads when I went nearer.

"Good morning, everyone," I greeted, spreading my arms wide. It was another great morning for me.

To be continued...