IVAN
My girlfriends and I went window shopping at the nearest mall. We were enjoying our time not until we hear familiar voices.
"Good morning."
"Good morning."
"Good morning, bow are you."
I drew out a heavy sigh as I listened to the song of the Moron Trio singing. They were so loud in an open karaoke. Some people were staring at them with disgust and some were laughing out.
"Hello."
"Hello."
"Hello, I'm flood to be you."
Much to my surprise, their voices were never bad when you listen carefully. They were singing in turn and in harmony. Their song entertained some children and some adults, too.
"And you."
"And you."
"And, tie pie kalbo lab you."
They sand merrily, pointing at each other. The other people and my friends clapped their hands in rhythm.
"Traalalala."
"Traalalalala."
"Tralalalala."
They sang the last part in kudiman. My friends dropped dead in laughing.
"Thank you, thank you."
They shouted in mic, bowing their heads too low. The people around them were clapping their hands so hard as they laugh.
Ansaya nila diba? Mali, Mali naman and lyrics. And tatanda na pero hindi pa nila kabisado yun. Tae.
They were singing the" twinkle, twinkle little star" in those lyrics.
Lakas ng trip, pambulagbog pati sa mall.
I secretly separated from my friends to buy some food. They ate more than what I can. That was the reason I prefer eating alone to being with my pig friends.
I slowly strode my feet, choosing what kind of crackers I shall have. I grinned when I saw a new flavored cracker.
My attention turned to the man beside me, who was laughing softly. He was wearing men's denim clothes, a cap, and a mask. His scent smelled was so familiar, that's why he caught my attention. He glanced at me when he noticed I was staring at him.
"A smile of idiot?"
I blinked many times, trying to process his words. I pointed myself in confusion. "Ako?"
He chuckled. "Sorry, a smile of a moron. My mistake," he said, and bowed his head.
I smiled wider. "Ganda ko diba?"
He rolled his eyes in response. "Alien?" I exclaimed when I recognized his signature rolled eyes. "S-sir, pala," I corrected, scratching my head.
"What are you doing here?" he asked, lowering his mask that exposed his handsome face.
I pressed both of my lips. I was trying to suppress my screams. I cleared my throat. "Bibili," I answered quickly, shifting my attention back to the crackers.
"May pera ka?" He asked again that made my brow knitted.
I gagged. "Malamang," I replied, searching my wallet in my pocket. I gasped when I can't find it.
Nilagay ko lang sa bulsa ko yun ah.
My eyes darted at him. "Tinago mo nuh?" I queried, gritting my teeth.
BINABASA MO ANG
A Mafia's Secret Wife
HumorKris grew up in a world that consists of violence, illegal things and pain. Not until he met his maid. She was a stupid maid and a moron wife. Yes, his moron wife. Unfortunately, he married a moron woman in secret. She's his maid and she became his...