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IVAN
From the front gate of my school to the dark alley near our school, we kept on kicking and punching someone we're not acquainted with. The "we" I meant was my girl friends that were enjoying beating up big fellas, who gave us a surprise attack.
I had to be more thankful for that Alien's pranks that I grew accustomed to this kind of surprise. It was easier to unarmed them, thanks to my girl friends.
"Pak na pak!" Vie shouted, giving more sound effects to her slaps as she keeps on hitting the face of the unknown dude.
Since we were flexible and agile than them, it was easier for us to run and attack method.
"Dog, cat, binaligtad, kinurot pa," I sang and pinched the ass of the other two men. I danced before I ran away from them.
"Dog, rat, beylat, tinadyakan pa," Abril chimed which made my eardrums burst because she was so out of the tune. Since Abril is tall, it was easier for her to give a full face right leg kick against her opponent.
"Bulldog, unggoy mo, kamukha niyo, duh" Jaeky added. Using her expensive bag sling, she gave deadly chokes to her opponent.
"Bernadeth, pinakbet, mga panget, dance floor, dance floor," Archie sang, hitting the right tones as she single-handedly takes down men that were of the same height as her.
I kept on running around and realized that the two other men gave up chasing me.
We were about to beat all of them up when a smoke surrounds us. I heard a police serin as I kept on coughing and grasping some air. I couldn't help but burst into tears because of this mysterious smoke.
Oh my cash, my precious eyes!
I leaned my body to the remaining man standing, coughing behind me.
Lagot ako nito kay Boss pagginabi ako.
Shit. I felt dizzy and sleepy, fuck that mysterious smoke.
I rose from lying because of the noise. After my beautiful mind processed my situation. I cackled when I realized where I was. I wondered where station we were held in.
When a tall policeman passed by, I kneeled as I grabbed the barrels. "Kuya," I called him out.
He paused and gazed at me. "Anong ginagawa po namin dito?" I asked, pulling his pants so he won't ignore me.
He gave me a pitiful expression. "Baka nagbabakasyon ka lang dito, Iha," he replied with a touch of obvious sarcasm.
I grimaced as I cursed his Monggoloid face inwardly. "Ang laki ng tulong mo, Kuya," I responded, pulling his pants down and let go of it.
I clicked my tongue and slumped on the floor.
"Pssst, teh. 'Wag ka ng emotera hindi ka nag-iisa."
I turned around to see who was talking to me. I was a bit surprised seeing my crazy girl friends playing cards and looked happy. They weren't even worried about our situation.
I hurried to their side and joined their card games.
Wala rin naman akong magagawa edi maglaro na lang kasama sila.
Minutes had passed, another tall policeman stopped outside of the barrels.
"Mamang pulis," Jaeky called out.
The policeman immediately glanced at us surprising us with his drooling appearance.
"Yes?" he asked.
It took us a few seconds to gather our words. "Help," we replied in harmony.
He chuckled, selling his luscious smile. "What help you need, ladies?" he asked with his fruity voice.
Titirik na mata ko, pigilan niyo ako!
"May cellphone ka?" Abril asked without a hint of malice to him.
I rolled my eyes at her character. Ang lakas talaga ng bakod nito, kahit gwapo hindi nakakalusot.
She stood up from her seat and marched towards the barrels where the policeman standing across.
"May camera ba 'yan?" she asked when the policeman raised his phone.
After the handsome police nodded in response, Abril glanced at us and gestured like she was calling a dog.
We immediately crowded behind her. "Papicture nga, Kuya. Dalawang take lang," she demanded and posed.
I brushed a palm in my face. I had no choice but to comply with my friend's demand.
Remembrance...
"Kuya, pwede patawagan parents namin?" Jaeky queried.
He smiled mysteriously. "They will be here any minute," he answered with a strange gaze at me.
I frowned as I looked back at him.
Vie giggled beside me. "Sana matraffic sila para tumagal pa ako rito," she mumbled and sheepishly grinning, glancing at the policeman.
Well, mas gwapo ang alien sa kaniya.
"Bagay sayo, Bal." I was startled when my twin.
N brother suddenly shows up. "Kung pwede lang kitang mavideo at masend ito kay Kuya," he said and paused deliberately.Omo, I'm so dead.
"Bal, sorry," I pleaded and kneeled immediately.
He sighed and shrugged both of his shoulders. "How troublesome," he mumbled.
I was only left agape, seeing the parents of my girl friends congratulating their daughters in experiencing being behind the bars.
Wtf, walang confetti?
Abril had to drag Vie out of the prison because she insisted on staying there so she could see that handsome policeman.
Well, unfortunately, that policeman seemed to be nowhere around and no notice about it.
I'm not sure if I had my mind running wild and exaggerating things, but his mysterious aura seemed suspicious to me.
"Bal, let's go. Ihahatid pa kita sa mansyon ni Ash," he said in an undertone, gripping my wrist hard.
"Sure?" I queried.
He groaned as he heads out first in the station. "No choice," he murmured to himself, but I was able to hear it.
I pursed out my lower lip and half-shrugged since I don't have any idea what he meant.
"Ouch," I muttered when I bumped into a glass door. "Pakshit," I hissed as I rubbed my gorgeous nose.
Lawrence burst into laughter and suddenly smacked the top of my head. "Idiot twin sister," he said and glanced at the parents of my friends. "Una na kami po," he slightly shouted and dragged me.
"Hindi mo ako na miss, Ball?" I asked, tilting my head a little to see his face.
He grimaced. "I can see you loitering around the campus as if you don't have a class. So why would I be?"
I pouted my lips, trying to match his pace. "Hate you," I whispered.
He suddenly stopped from his long strides and faced me. He immediately hit my ass many times, lecturing me like a father.
"Gamitin mo kasi utak mo!" he yelled at me, breathing heavily.
I scratched my head for a short while as I looked at him. "Ginagamit ko naman," I said and scratched my brow. "Minsan," I added and tittered.
He slapped a hand on his forehead.
"Churi, Bal."
To be continued...
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