IVAN
Present day, after the wedding.
I woke up so early in the morning. I wondered why I felt something really heavy in my chest and a pain in my lower thighs. "Ugh! I feel so beat up," I moaned while stretching my arms.
Wait, seriously, napapa-english ako. Gosh, ang sakit ng buong katawan ko, lalo na ang hita ko. Ang hapdi! huhuhu
I instantly jutted out of the bed, checking every part of my body. I gasped when I couldn't bare to recall after the wedding the night.
Ano ang nangyari kagabe?
"Aah! Nabuntis na ako?" I freaked out and ran off to the bathroom. I forced myself to pee, ans hoping at the same time that it won't hurt if I pee.
I relieved when it doesn't hurt. "I'm not pregnant yet," I mumbled as I walked out from the bathroom.
My eyes widened when I took a glimpsed outside the window. "Asan ako?" I exclamed as I stepped back.
"Nasaan na lupalop ng mundo na naman ako," I shrieked as I shake myself.
Sleep walking or sleep traveling? I bubbled.
I gasped big as my knees gove in when I recalled something. "Pumatong si Boss sa a-akin?" I uttered, slumping in the floor. Holyshit!
Bakit hindi masakit?
I sniffled dramatically. "Ang tanga kong dyosa talaga kahit kailan. Natikman na ang Birheng kagandahan ko!" I cried out.
"Buti alam mong tanga ka."
I wiped the forced tears I had in my eyes. "Oo nga, nasaan naman ako," I continued my drama without looking at the person who commented.
"Nasa condo kita."
My eyes darted back to Jin, the culprit in taking me as hostage. "Kung hindi ka lang mukhang koreano, baka nasaksak na kita," I murmured out of my irritation.
Nagulantang naman agad an kaluluwa ko nung dinikit niya bigla muha niya sa mukha ko. "I dare you to stab me, Ma'am," he teased that irritate me to the max.
I tried to kicked him, jabbed him, nor hit him-but fuck, he's so good at avoiding my attacks. "Huwag kang umilag na manyakis ka!" I scowled, throwing deadly glare at him.
"Manyakis?"
We both turned to the alien's direction that just got inside the the room.
"Aah!" I screamed when I recalled everything what happened last night.
Damn that man, he kicked me off the bed many times. I always ended up in the floor many times and I was in drowsy state. Also, he either pushed me or squeezed me to death because of his weight. Apparently, every part of my body aches because of it.
"Kaya pala. Ang bangis mo pala sa kama, Boss," I blurted out that made Jin gazed at me in a wide-opened eyes.
Bakit?
My attention transferred to Boss where I got confused why he was blushing red.
Mainit ba dito?
"Iwan ko sa mundo. Inaantok pa ako," I said and went back to the bed.
The boss and his handsome aid, Jin, was talking about something. I tried to listen but they were talking fast in english. My precious brain can't keep up with their conversation.
"Ay kabayong, Boss!" I uttered when I got surprised. My boss blindfolded me out-of-sudden.
"Teka, ano 'to?" I asked, reaching out in nowhere. "Anong trip na naman' to Boss?" I questioned while I remained sitting on the bed.
"Secret," he whispered to my ear made me flinch because of the warm breath that tickled my ear.
"Kyaaa!" I screamed when he suddenly lifted me up and carried me in bride style.
"Asan ba tayo? Bakit may blindfold pa kasi," I complained as I felt that we entered inside the car.
I remained in silence as I let him held my hand until the car stopped. "Aray ko. Sa susunod kasi pataasin yung bubong ng kotse. Sumakit yung ulo ko doon," I complained once more when we're about to get out of the car.
He help me got down in the car as he held my hand so tight.
"Pinagtritripan mo ba akoa, boss?" I complained again when I bumped into something hard. I immediately got dizzy because of the impact.
He kept on laughing hard that pissed me off. I instantly took off the fold and slammed it to the floor. I madly stepped on it, hopping like a kangaroo.
"Letcheng blindfold na to. Ilang beses na akong pinahamak!" I cursed out and wiped the blindfold on the floor.
My alien boss just kept on laughing hard that confused me.
Siraulo ba 'to?
"Asan na tayo?" I asked after I got satisfied murdering the blindfold.
"Hoy, trespassing yung ginagawa natin. Kaninong bahay ito, ha?" I questioned him, running after him.
"Natin," he replied that confused me.
"Anong nothin'? Ang tanong ko kaninong bahay ito!" I asked angrily, marching my short legs to block his way.
"Natin, ating dalawa, moron!" he roared in front of my face that made me back away my face slightly.
"Wow?" I jested.
He aimed to punch me so I immediately ran away from him.
"Modern classic House, ma men. Ang ganda!" I applauded when I entered the house. "Walang mga kagamitan?" I wonder as I looked around.
He rolled his eyes when I looked at him. "Kaya nga regalo ko to sayo para ikaw na bahalang bumili ng mga kagamitan," he replied nonchalantly, walking towards me.
"Bastos, wala akong pera," I answered madly to him.
He chuckled and tapped my shoulder. "So you need to accept another job from me, moron," he said while grinning suspiciously.
I blinked my eyes many times when his face drew nearer.
Shit, tukso.
"You just need to study, train and clean," he said and suddenly kissed my ear. "Oh and bury some garbage," he added before he walked away from me.
Hah, yun lang?
To be continued...
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