IVAN
"Boss, halika na," I called out, but he remained to frown at the jeep.
"Bal, iwan mo na kasi 'yan," Lawrence shouted from the inside of the jeep.
I scratched my head and went back to drag him with me. "Sinabi ko na kasi maiwan kana sa bahay, sasama ka pa talaga sa palengke, tapos ayaw mo sa jeep," I complained as I pulled him with my full force.
He clicked his tongue. "I got a car," he hissed, glaring at me.
I rolled my eyes. "Limo, Boss, Limo," I emphasized to correct him.
He rushed off my touch and madly went in. "Pagtinangay ka papalayo ng kakambal mo, iisa-isahin ko bawat myembro ng pamilya mo," he threatened, grabbing my arm hard.
"Oh, apat pa, apat pa rito," a man shouted from the outside.
"What?" he thundered that I immediately covered his mouth.
I automatically raised my hand in surrender when I realized what I did. "Chill, Boss. Madali lang 'to," I explained, trying to ease him.
My twin snorted when we're about to get down. I frowned when he wasn't following me. Shit! Naiwan ko 'ata si Boss sa loob.
I panicked and rushed inside, noticing that some women blocked his way. "Oh no, pagnagalit pa lalo 'yan, baka may mamatay ng 'di sa oras, sa panahon na tirik pa ang araw," I mumbled and pushed the leeches to make way.
"I suffered from congestion!" he said when he got out, sighing heavily in front of me.
I giggled. "Mafia ka diba, Boss?" I asked in a whisper. " Sure ba 'yan? Ba't ang art emo?" I added that pissed him more. He clasped his grasp tightly on the top of my head with one and shook it.
I would have sneered at him once more when suddenly a beautiful leech blocked his way.
"Hey, make way," he spat in annoyance and secretly stepped on the foot of a beautiful leech before he passed.
Harsh, Demon.
I bowed my head after I passed her and gave her a peace sign.
"Bal, pera na ng asawa mo gamitin mo," Bal interjected when Boss was about to spoke to me.
He paused suddenly and jerked his head to Boss' direction. "Ay, nakacard ka pala. Cash kasi 'yung tinatanggap rito," My twin gloated at him.
Boss crossed his arm and raised his brow. "May cash ako, tyaka 'yung tindera may card reader, bulag ka?" he sneered back at him.
"Sorry, hindi na Priska 'yung paninda kaya hindi ko na pansin, baka ikaaw 'yung bulag?" Bal fought back.
Boss smirked at him and offered him a middle finger. "Childish-poor loser," he said with an evil grin.
"Letche, bibili na lang ako ng gulay," I exclaimed and stormed off without them. "Simula na nagkita ulit sila, bangayan lang ginawa nila," I mumbled as I stomped my feet towards the vegetable section.
"Kulang nalang mapagkamalan silang mag-asawa," I uttered.
"Over my dead body."
"Never gonna happen."
I instantly turned around to see if they really did run after me. I clicked my tongue when I saw them sticking to each other.
"Bilisan na 'tin," I said. "Hindi ko man lang alam na, umuwi na pala sila mama," I insinuated.
Bal snorted briefly. "Who's the piece of shit that cut off your connection to us?" he quipped to Boss.
Boss clicked his tongue in response. "Who's the shit that harbors incest attempts, and a duo planning to steal someone's chip of contract?" he barked back. "Incest, oh, yeah. My bad, it's not, and she got no idea," he drawled.
They kept on bickering with each other so I ignored them until we went back to the house.
"Ate, magluto kana!" The moron trio welcomed us with their wet appearance.
I grimaced. "Ba't hindi niyo ako hinintay maligo kasama niyo!" I said with a sad expression.
They chimed in laughter. "Hindi maka-antay 'yung tubo ng tubig eh, kaya na una na kami," Logan explained and went after the other two that went back to their rooms and spilled waters along their way.
"Hey, you used to bathe with them?" Boss queried, wearing a mad expression.
I nodded in response. "You're indeed a human with a malfunctioning brain, moron dog," he stated, looking extremely disturbed with my response.
I frowned in confusion as watched his back, turning away from me and walking towards the outside of the house.
Alien...
An hour had passed after I fully finished cooking decent dishes. Fortunately, there was a lot of oil, since my cooking specialty is deep frying.
After I called out the others, I wondered where my twin and my boss hide. They were the only ones left behind from tasting my special cooking.
I paused when I heard some else was present inside my brother's room. I gasped when my gorgeous mind thought of something logical.
No way, ang asawa ko, ginawang kabit ang kakambal ko?
I pressed my ear to hear their sweet moment inside the room. Oh my, I felt so... amazed and intrigued?
"I swear my life that I treat her as a family. Stop spouting nonsense or I'll make those slurs do come true."
I frowned when I heard my twin's angry voice. Lover's Quarrel?
"Ha, then you admitted that you're guilty. You rotten agent. Stop getting in my way before I'll change a course of heart."
Change of heart? May isa ka pang kabit, Boss?
"You, criminal. You'll drag her in your hell. I'm just keeping my promise and duty to protect her."
Sinong her? May relasyon kayo, tapos may mga babae kayo naginagamit para hind matuklasan ang tunay niyo na anyo?
"Bullshit! Wanna die, you fucking maniac?"
Okay...
I immediately kicked the door to open without knocking once nor twice. All I want was to avoid any bloodshed spill. I both value my gay husband and my gay twin brother.
I'll keep this secret until I die. I will understand you both, from the suffering they had endured so far. From seeing your own twin to marrying the person you love; from seeing your love watching you get married to his own twin because you can't disclose the fact that you can't love each other.
I will do my best to understand you both.
"Kain na tayo," I said, looking at them with sympathy.
"Did you eavesdrop?" Boss quired that made me flinched.
I made a swearing sign. "I swear I won't disclose your secret relationship," I pledged.
Boss sighed heavily before he ruined my hair. "Good thing, that you're still a moron," he complimented.
He's not mad!
"Yes, Boss!" I beamed.
He chuckled softly as he looked at me.
I'll support you both!
To be continued...
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A Mafia's Secret Wife
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