IVAN
Nathan carried the groceries over to the cottage. I glanced over my shoulder at Boss, who surprisingly planned this beach outing and invited Nathan. He just gave me a lame excuse that he needs to invite him back.
Don't tell me, something is going on between them? Hmm, so suspicious.
Looking at his watch—I decided to prank him behind, but I was just half-way through my plans when he glanced at me with a scary gaze.
I gulped and went back to Nathan who was pretty busy organizing the grocery. He was grinning alone suspiciously as if he's in love?
"Lapad ng ngita, ah. May nangyari?" I queried, prying on him.
He laughed softly as his gaze went to Boss' direction that was seriously talking to his cousin, Deth. "An extra spicy encounter, Nano," he confessed.
I suppressed my squeals and intentionally elbowed his stomach as I gave him a thumbs up. "Fighting, sasali ka rin pala sa harem niya," I teased, wiggling my brows.
He frowned. "H-harem?" he mentioned. I nodded proudly. "Mayroon siyang harem?" he queried.
I winked at him. "Okay lang 'yan, mas type niya mga katulad mo. May talong at pogi tulad ng kakambal ko," I replied with thumbs up.
"Magkapareho kami ni Lawrence? Type niya ba si Lawrence?" he questioned which made me conclude that he was really interested in Boss.
I trembled out of happiness. "Welcome to the harem, besh," I congratulated that made him creased his brows.
I pressed a hand on my chest, being proud of my best friend as he finally found his true path. My gorgeous self will do everything to support you.
I shook my head, thinking about the last time I saw my twin. Think positive! Everything will be alright!
After preparing my swim attire that had gone missing the last outing, now I'm ready to flaunt my beauty. I laughed so loud as I jumped into the bathroom to change.
I decided to take extra time to adore myself in front of the mirror before I exited the bathroom. My swim attire was just a simple-white-one with ruffles that hides my cleavage and perfectly exposing my shinny godly legs.
"You looked like a bulldog, wearing a one-piece and exposing that eye-cracking legs," Boss remarked when he saw me.
Instead of turning away from him, I just flipped my hair and slapped a hand on my legs. "Talaga?" I queried, rotating myself three-hundred-sixty degrees and lightly sideswipe my ass on his front.
"Potangina, bobong aso," he bellowed and pushed me away, making me shove my face on the sand.
My eyes darted on him after I got over with my beautiful face hitting the sand.
I stuck out my tongue on him and wiggled my butt in front of him before I walked away from him gorgeously.
"Make way dahil dadaan ang dyosa," I bubbled in my gorgeous head.
I was in the middle of my enjoyment when there was a bitch that suddenly grabbed my hair.
"Ikaw na malanding mutchacha!" she yelled in my ears as she pulled my precious hairs—hairs because of more than one strand.
I cried as I held my hair. "Maganda lang na mutchacha," I corrected. "Aray ko, gaga!" I screamed and kicked her. "Sabunutan lang, walang kalbuhan!" I shouted at her.
My eyes widened when I recognized her. "Buhay ka pa palang linta ka!" I snarled and at that time—I was the one that pulled her damn curly-ugly hair.
She screamed as I pulled her hair left and right or up and down.
"You bitch stole my fiancé," she yelled as she remained rolling in the sand while she held her hair.
I laughed so loud and stomped on her hair and pulled it hair. "Stole mo mukha mong, malanding linta. Buti binuhay ka pa!" I shouted as pulled once more.
"Bitch, let go! I'll sue you," she cried out.
I snorted like a pig. "Leech, I'll shoo you," I copied, making some funny face.
"Hey, Moron. The food is done. Oh, you're beating someone?" Boss suddenly popped up from the crowd.
"Babe, help!" she squealed, trying to ask for help and extending her arms.
He coldly stared at her. "I warned you," he added and half-shrugged his wide shoulder.
Boss just raised a brow as he glanced at her. "Take your time my precious dog. Come back to the cottage if you are done with her," he said with a brief sigh.
"Copy, Boss," I replied, pumping a fist on the air. "Yari ka sa'kin, tingin mo may karapatan ka hawakan ang buhok ng dyosang ako? No, no, no, no way!"
"Babe!"
To be continued...
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