The tension formed between Harry and Ron since the day the cup champions were chosen was thick. Hermione seemed to be the one most affected by it. Chuuya noticed that she put a lot of stress on herself to act like the glue of their relationship, promising that since she would be there there's no reason to not come to lunch with her, or to the library or to any other social place they'd usually hang out in.
Chuuya decided stressing the topic would be a pain. He only knew these people for so little time, why should he care?
Thinking about the tasks was kind of a waste of time not knowing what was going to happen in the first place, so he instead went about this week, finding muse in reading poetry at the library or wondering the corridors at midnight with Dazai while their light banter filled the air. However, one particular night as they traversed the corridors, they found themselves disoriented thanks to the mischievous ghost creature, Peeves. Dazai knew that Filch was on the lookout for both wandering students and peeves, but as of yet, neither has been found according to the Marauders map.
Chuuya paused "Hey, did you hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think I hear foot steps"
After a minute of listening, Dazai could hear it too "...Oh shit"
As the footsteps grew closer, the two boys jumped into a nearby wardrobe. They both peeked through the keyhole, eager to escape the stifling air. However, they did not see Mr. Filch; instead, they saw Harry, who was holding a cloak. He was looking around and sniffing the air.
"Chuuya?" He whispered hesitantly
"What" Chuuya hissed opening the wardrobe
"Are you alone? " Harry said walking up to chuuya
"No, the suicidal maniac is with me" Chuuya sighed, putting his hands in his pockets and stepping away from the wardrobe.
Dazai stepped out of the wardrobe dusting off his clothes and waving at Harry, smiling "Hey" he said tilting his head "What are you up to?"
Harry gulped "I could say the same for you two" he said.
"We were sneaking around, exploring the hogwart grounds" Chuuya answered
"Uhm, well I was... going out to Hagrids, he said he needed to tell me something about the tournament" harry admitted "he told me to come alone but if you want..."
"Sure!" Dazai said cheerfully before chuuya could respond
And with that, the trio went to Hagrids under the invisibility cloak
"I dont think Hagrids a big fan of slytheryns" Harry said, eyes focused of his shoes.
"I dont think he's ever noticed me before, I usually dont pay attention in class, unless its defense against the dark arts" Dazai said, twirling a wand in his hand.
"Yeah I noticed" Harry said smirking a little "I wonder why you were put in slytheryn, I mostly thought that you would be in Gryffindor or Hufflepuff"
Dazai stared at the floor. "maybe the hat figured out that I broke the slushy machine at 7-Eleven when I was eight" Dazai said (AN this may or may not be based off of real life experiences)
"You did what?!" Chuuya said under his breath "That was my favorite slushy machine:("
"You weren't supposed to know about that" Dazai said "pretend you heard nothing"
...
"Hey can you move? Im trying to breathe"
"You're like, one foot tall, you can deal with having the least amount of space"
"Im not even that short"
"... You sure about that buddy?"
"Fuck yourself"
"Hah. Watch me."
"How do you sleep at night"
"I dont"
"Reminds me of Mori"
"How dare you there is a big difference: Hestands around polluting the air and thinking about twelve year old girls, and I stand around aromitizing the air and thinking about 101 ways to kill myself"
"Aren't you a pleasant person to be around then"
"Better then the pedophile"
"I feel like im intruding on a very.. personal conversation" Harry thought
Once the three of them were at Hagrids cabin Harry lightly knocked on the wooden door three times, there was a loud bark that was quickly silenced and Hagrid peaked through the keyhole "you there Harry?"he whispered in his usual gruff voice.
"Yeah, I'm here." Harry replied.
"Are you alone?" Hagrid asked again.
"...No.., I have other Hogwarts champions with me, they'll stay under the cloak" harry replied
Hagrid grunted in response, the cabin door cracked steadily open to reveal a large man with shaggy hair and a dog "come with me"
The trio followed Hagrid into the heart of the forest. They walked for what seems like hours at a time but eventually, once they arrived at the heart of the forest with Madame Maxime, they saw dragons.
A redheaded boy, that looks like he could've been one of the Weasleys was feeding the beasts, tossing them chunks of bloody meat. Once he eventually noticed Hagrid and Madame Maxime, he stopped to wave and skipped over to them "so you came" he said, happily shaking Hagrid's and Madam Maximes hand.
"'Course' we did" Hagrid said "couldn't resist spoilers for the six Wizard tournament" he vigorously shook the gingers hand
"Good evening" Madam Maxime said, in her thick accent, avoiding the gingers goopie hand as he held it out.
"All right so" The young man started eagerly "you might've guessed that champions will be fighting a dragon, you're supposed to work together to defeat a dragon" Harry glanced nervously at Chuuya and Dazai who were snickering at each other
"there are three dragons : Chinese Fireball, The common welsh green and the Hungarian Horntail. The Hungarian horntail being the hardest to defeat and the common welsh green to be the easiest." He added quickly "The champions of each school will play rock paper scissors, whoever wins gets to randomly pick from the bag that will contain three miniature figures of the dragon that they will have to face" He explained
"Guess well be having to fight some ~bad dragons~" Dazai slurred as he nudged Chuuya
Chuuya rolled his eyes. "Dont you have anything better to do?"
"I would do my ~bad dragon~ if I hand one"
Harry raised an eyebrow "What's a 'bad dragon'?" He whispered. Dazai stifled a giggle and Chuuya rubbed his temples.
"Uhm- so" Dazai wheeled in a small voice "It's like a..."
Harry nodded slowly "Yeah..?"
"It's like a &#$*%# that people use for $^% and &*^#$^!" Dazai explained happily and his face was met with Chuuyas fist.
Sorry it's been so long since I've posted, I've had a lot going on in my life (nothing stressful, or hurtful to my health, thankfully) Ikind of lost motivation midway through the story, but didn't want to post something shorter than 700 words, so I kind of just gave up for a little while. Sorry my post schedule is whack.
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Soukoku in hogwarts
General FictionMori sends two emotionally constipated gays to Hogwarts for the Mafias benefits. ||Slowburn, crack, comedy, soukoku, sex jokes, and plot that's only present 69% of the time :0|| Inspired by M&M, 2 broke girls, the hellaverse and of course black but...