Soukoku in hogwarts

Burned x2

"So you and Dazai are friends ?" Ron asked

"Acquaintances" Chuuya corrected "anyways, I was cursed of working with him at my summer job ever since I was 15 years old, we went to the same magic school (Lie), never really got along (Truth)...our manager would always say "only a diamond can polish another diamond" but then again, our boss was an idiot an a pedo- ass hole.. I dunno when we acctually became 'friends' I think it was when Dazai burned his appartement down trying to commit suicide by jumping into an oven.. anyways he moved in with me because he has no friends and ever since then he just lived with me"

"Why the hell did he burn down the apartment " hermione shouted, slamming her hands on the table 

"is anyone going to acknowledge the fact that he tried to commit suicide?"harry asked worried, looking at the floor as if he were wondering why he was the only one with common sense in the room

"I don't know if I should laugh or be concerned" Ron said, hiding his smile with his hands

"Are all Slytherin's that dumb?"Parvati asked.

"I don't know crab and Goyal are pretty stupid"

"I miss living alone, it was so quiet" Chuuya sighed wistfully

"Why did you change school anyways?" Lavander asked, trying to not acknowledge the fact that she just lost at chess against Parvati

"Personal reasons" Chuya said simply

"Oh, we understand" Hermione said, stepping on Ron's foot to prevent him from asking any further questions. Ron yelped.

"Ight, well Imma crash.. see you later i guess" Chuuya said to prevent the students from asking any further questions"

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Dazais pov 

He was out and about exploring the Hogwarts grounds with Blaise when he walked past the goblet of fire, he then took out a piece of parchment and scribbled his name and class before dropping the parchment into the dancing flames.

"Hey Blaise, are you going to put your name in the goblet?" Dazai asked as they walked through the unusually clean hallways.

"I already did" Blaise replied

"Im goin to head to the owlery now, I have a letter I have to send, want to come with me" Dazai asked slurring his words ever so slightly.

"Sure, I have nothing better to do, I already finished my homework" Blaise said walking next to Dazai.

The two boys made in up to the owlery in about 10min, after that Dazai wrote a letter to Mori San saying: Hey you piece of shit, just a reminder that nobody likes you and you suck, good luck finding that dead rat i ordered my owl to hide in your office. Anyways magic is ok and whatever, I dont miss you and neither does chuuya, you suck - Dazai

When Dazai finished his letter he tied the letter to a delicious looking barn owl and instructed it to hide a dead rat in Morris office. He had no clue how the owls at hogwarts knew how to get to their location without google maps but he decided not to question it.

"Oh OK, well i think we should head to the common room now, hours are almost over" blaise said

"Good idea"Dazai replied

The duo made it to the slythery common room where Draco was blabbing on about how he was definitely going to be the hogwarts champion blah blah blah no one gives a shit except Pansy who was holding Draco's hand like her life depended on it as she eagerly listened to Dracos speech.

Sorry for not posting in am million years, I will start writing chap 11 now also im making up a lot of stuff in this fic, I think i kinda gave canon the middle finger

GO READ ||EARL GREY|| OR ILL PUT AIR-FRESHENER ON UR MORNING TOAST

-Sophie 🌺