Soukoku in hogwarts

Spin the flashlight

It's still the day of the Yule ball and far away from the main room is a smaller compartment tucked away near the boys bathroom. Dazai can still hear the loud music and all the thumping but for now he was focused on his stash of sweets he stole when he noticed the rapid rate to which they were disappearing. 

He, Chuuya and the three gryffyndores sat in what was meant to be a circle.

"Ron" Dazai said, initiating the game "Truth or dare?" Ron looked at him startled  "Uh—Dare?"

"I dare you to lick the floor"

Ron looked down at the cold damp stone floor, he inched closer and closer and stuck his tongue out little by little until it touched the moldy, moist, wet cobble stone floor.

Hermione passed a 20 to Harry

"Who should I pick?" Ron said with a certain tone. Hermione made a face. 

"Chuuya volunteers to go!" 

"Wha- no." But he was cut off "alright.. Truth or dare?"

He paused "Dare"

"I dare you to throw Dazai into a wall"

"-Why me"

Chuuya smiled at the opportunity, picking him up by the armpits like a misbehaved feline and tossing him against the wall. Dazai yelped and stuck his arms out as he hit the wall, he squealed before scolding, in a horse voice, Chuuya "That didn't fking hurt Chuuya put your back into it, damn" 

"You squeal like a girl" 

"Yeah but I'll shag you like a man"

Just then when you (the readers) could have been forced to read 4 treacherous paragraphs where Ron, Hermione and Harry act flabbergasted like a group of Victorian children at the sight of a woman's scandalous ankles, but instead Draco Malfoy, covered in 'special' punch walks in, complaining to Crab and the other guy  (I forgot his name). He stops at the sight of the five.

"Ew. no wonder it stinks." Draco said, eyeing them all up and down "We've got: a homeless ginger, a mudblood, a pick me, I don't know what the fuck your name is" he said as he judged chuuya (he knows damn well what his name is) "But you're a short ginger with strange hair and I don't like you. And then we have... Dazai...?"

"Nah my name is George, nice to meet you"

"Shut it Dazai"

"You shut it. What if you left?" Dazai offered. Chuuya looked over at him, his only thought being 'O shit' 

"Excuse me?" 

"You heard me. The door is over there it should be open"

Draco scoffed, realized how stupid he looked covered in punch and spun on his heed, deciding it, would be more worth his time to verbally fight Dazai when he wasn't in this situation. He put his hand on the knob and twisted. It was locked. The frikn door was locked. Then came the cackled of Peeves, the mischievous portorwhatever. He groaned. Draco Malfoy was locked in a room with five morons. Five fucking morons.

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And that's how he ended up sitting criss-cross apple sauce in a circle with 4 gryffyndores, one skitzo, and his two ugly ahh friends.

"This game sucks" Dazai said mid Truth or Dare "I have a flashlight, let's play spin the flashlight" Dazai proposed, winking at Chuuya. 

"Ew no." Hermione said, eyeing Crab and Goyle.

Chuuya rolled his eyes, he knew what Dazai wanted him to do, basically what he always did during these games. "Chuuya will spin the flashlight!" Dazai announced. 

"What if I have to put my face close to anyone's face!? Father said that's how you get heart cancer!"

"Your daddy's a liar. You can only get STDs" 

"Wh-"

The bottle has been spun for a first time. Everyone sat in the circle fails to notice the red glow the flashlight took on (bc they're frikn blind) even if they were all staring at it intensely. It started slowing down and finally landed on......... 

Hermione and Ron.

Dazai sighs at Chuuya being a pu- basic bitch. "You should've gone for Harry and Dracoconut" he whispered "I'm not a psychopath" 

"I'll give you 500 galions"

"Deal"

Ron and hermione lock eyes for a few seconds before shyly looking away. Hermione leans in and kissed his lightly on the cheek. Ron's ears are a bright red and after receiving the kiss he stares at her for a second "wow...". "I know right?..." they shyly sit down in their respective spots.

Draco has his face squished against his palm and he yawns. "Watching that was actually worse than kissing Harry would me"

"I...I know right" Chuuya said "wait why am I agreeing with you. Ew"

"Blah blah blah"

"Cringe"

Chuuya spins the bottle again and it lands on............. Draco andddd 

Harry of the potter 

"You jinxed yourself mate" Ron mumbled while he watched Draco's face scrunch up into something mixed with embarrassment and disgust and other emotions. 

Harry leans forward for a brief second, brushing (face)cheeks with Dracoconut "muah" and the retreated to his spot, turned around and gave himself some quiet time. 

"Éwéewwwewewe my face touched his face and now I'm gonna get heart cancerrr" "STDs*" Dazai corrected "Shut it Dazai, my face touched Parry Hotters face omg eww"

"My name is actually Gorge" Dazai said, turning to Chuuya to play pattycake.

"Omg shut up"

The door rattled "Is anyone in there?" Came Snapes voice 

On the other side of the door, Snape Mcgonogal and Dumbledore stood looking for Chuuya and Dazai. They noticed they had disappeared from the ball room because the homosexual tension had disappeared from the room.

"Yes sir!" Came Draco's mouth "Peeves locked us in here and none of us have our wands!" 

The lock shifted and stepped in the three professors in union which reminded Dazai of the avengers.

"Everyone please return to the ball room. None of us care why you're in here. Just save us the trouble and leave" Mcgonogal said, leading the eight out.

"Yes ma'am" Dazai said "Chuuya and I are just going to stop by the bathrooms for a minute. We'll be right back" 

— They were gone for a lot longer than 1 minute

               —honestly it was more like 20

                                    —they probably weren't pissing or shitting the whole time

—Murdells giggles could be heard from outside the bathroom

          —That is not a good sign for the janitor 

Sighhh.

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So uhh.. I'm sososo sorry for not writing for so long. I kinda uhh, been not doing to awesome? I dunno how to explain it but I'll prolly do a Christmas chapter soon. I know people eat that shi upp. I'm sorry if there was a lot of swearing but at the same time I think it makes it funnier, if it's too much I'll stop C:

Ideas (for Xmas ep, last trial ep, Skit etc):

For any 10 year olds reading this an STD is like a very bad not good thing that I don't know the exact definition of and I wont bother to ask google yet because I don't want to be traumatized. Also no, you can't get it by air kissing someone, dork. 

Also I just realized wattpad added a new poll feature so let's try it out >:)