Soukoku in hogwarts

The truth

When Dazai woke up, the first thing he did was head over to the bathroom. He swayed a bit as his fingers tapped against the door head and he entered the bathroom.

He propped himself against the bathroom counter, looking down at his wrapped fingers.

He looked up to see his reflection staring back at him and flinched. God he was ugly. He was sweaty and some of his hair was glued to his face making him look like a dog who was left in the rain for too long. He quickly undid the bandages that covered his hands before dousing some warm water on his face and rubbed his eyes slowly. He then dried his face and hands before rewrapping the gauze around his hands.

Chuuya had managed to swing by (pun intended) to drop off the blood samples after threatening neville.

When he exited the washroom he stumbled upon Mme Pomefrey who was waiting for him outside with her arms crossed.

"Well Im glad that your finally out, I was beginning to ponder on whether you were trying to skip out on going to your meeting with Dumbledore or if you were dying in the bathroom"

"I wish it was the latter option but no" Dazai said calmly "I was simply cleaning my face"

Pommefrey frowned, but didnt say anything about his comment. The ambiance quickly became uncomfortable. 

"all right then, I guess it's time that you start heading to Dumbledore's office; that's where the meeting will be from what I've been told" She said, handing Dazai his coat and tie before leading him outside of the hospital wing.

Dazai expected for Mme Pomefrey to lead him out side and let him go to Dumbledors office on his own but instead she stayed with him, walking down the stairs beside him.

"I am to escort you to Dumbledore's office" she said casually catching Dazai off guard "he hasn't got to get into his office and, as you're aware, you do not have a reputation of being where you're supposed to be when you're supposed to be there." she stated curtly 

"Didn't you say that I was to meet up with a few doctors and not Dumbledore?" Dazai asked 

"Yes but you are also to talk with Dumbledore and some others before hand, there are some matters that he wants to discuss with you"

'What a liar. Shit. They know'

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Everywhere you looked, you could spot a magical metal instrument, the room was cluttered, but its messiness gave a warm and welcoming air to it. Candles flickered and the dim lighting was warm. As expected, Chuuya was already sat at the table with his arms crossed. Dazai stood leaned by a door behind him, both facing the headmaster.

"So, first and foremost I must address the fact that this meeting will not lead to expulsion bu-" he was only one sentence deep in and Chuuya snapped "Cut the bullshit. Why are we here"

Dumbledore sighed, silencing an appalled Mcgonogal and neatly arranging stacks of paper "There has been evidence found against you two in particular that you are what would call ability users" Dumbledore informed.

"I knew it" Came Mad-eyes usual gruff voice from the corner. "I knew it but no one believed me" A cigarette hung to his chapped and bloody lips and his glass eye swerved in all directions "That fucker" He pointed a wrinkly finger towards Dazai "Had a strange effect on 'me eye"

Mcgonogal tilted her head up. "What business do you have with the wizarding community?" She asked, Dazais lips curved up.

"Oh none, were here because out landlord wouldn't give us the wifi password unless we learned magic." He jested. Chuuya snorted and rolled his eyes.

"Dazai this isn't an appropriate time for jokes" Mrs pomefrey said, and a vein in Snapes forehead twitched. "Poppy, pass him the serum"

The nurse obeyed and Dazai took it. "If you refuse to take it-" but Snape didnt have the time to impose a threat because Dazai was already chugging the drink. When he finished he let out a sigh, wiping the excess liquid from his mouth and setting the drink down to the table with a loud clink.

"Tell us everything that you're hiding" Dumbledore said.

Dazai shrugged "Ok."

Big mistake. Dumbledore should have never said that. He should have taken into account how much of a little shit he was.

"My dick is a whole foot long, I blackmailed my girlfriend into cheating on me purely for drama, I humped a tree next to an elementary school-" He was cut off my Mad eye "Please for the love of all things good make him shut up" Chuuyas lips were twitching, a chuckle stuck in his throat and his knuckles turned white as he grasped his wand.

"-I cried after watching fire boy and water boy, Hermione has a yeast infection but doesn't know yet. Draco might be gay. Snape too. I had a wet dream about Chuuy-"

Chuuya shot up "Make him stop" He said, leg shaking. Mcgonogal pursed her lips and Snape put his head in his hands, wondering if these two kids from outside of England were there as soulmates with a goal,, but instead of their goal being world peace or happiness, it was simply to torment him as much as possible. 

-Sophie ♠️