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"But wait" Gorge said mischievously as he rummaged through a bag of sweets. Ron groaned "Oh god"
Fred was beaming ear to ear as he and gorge demonstrated a strange green candy with chunks of god knows what clinging to the sides like rock candy. "It's like a truth candy" Fred said. "The vict- Participant— He coughed— has to take it before confessing to a truth"
Ron rubbed him temples "I liked it when I could lie" he whined. Ginny leaned in and grinned like a cat. "Oh I've been waiting for opportunity to mess with Ron" She said, canines on full display. Dazai giggled menacingly from behind Chuuya who could physically hear Dazais loud ass thoughts.
Something about lube and a sponge... and gloves...
He decided not to question it further.
"Im going to get Cancer if I eat that" Hermione said. Neville agreed and scooted closer to her in an attempt to ignore Luna who was dissecting and observing the chunks stuck to the concoction through a sort of glittery lens. Chuuya swore he heard her moan. Fred got up and walked to the corner of the room looking for his second bag that, according to him, stored more of the truth candies.
"You wont" Ron assured "But you might get the plague" He added quickly.
Harry sniffed. "Well" He said "At least Ill meet my dad" There was a brief pause until Fred came back from the corner of the room "Harry no one cares about your parents—there was a pause and he smacked his lips—Pass these around will you Neville?" Neville shrieked mentally and passed the candies around with trembling hands.
Harry looked offended.
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Ten minutes in Hermione has licked her own face,Ron learned the Macarena (and cried), Russian politics were debated, Harry had moaned 'Fuck' in three very different tones and Neville was four champagne shots in.
It was Dazais turn.
And he, unlike the others will choose truth. "The rest of you are all cowards" he said as he stuffed the candy in his mouth. Chuuya looked over at Gorge, who was grinning ear to ear. He heard Hermione whisper her condolences to Dazai under her breath.
Technacally he's a hypocrite but there's only one other person in the room who knows that so it's irrelevant to the story.
Gorge leaned forward condescendingly, "All dares done by you.." He paused and started counting the people in the room "nine —"eight!" Hermione interrupted— eight dorks" he rolled his eyes. "Have been boring and stupid... except for when harry moaned; that was wicked"
Fred smirked and nodded.
"Anyways" He continued "Let's spice things up: tell us, Dazai, what's the dirtiest fantasy that you've experienced"
Dazai was beaming "Well it'd have to be the one I had last night—"
He then went into great detail in how he fucked a ginger, possibly Mrs Weasley or Chuuya, Dazai never confirmed either suspicion. Apparently, it involved knife play and bondage.
Luna stared off into the distance and Nevilles fingers were jammed into his ears, next to him, Ron was trying hazardly to protect Ginnys innocence from Dazais shenanigans by animatedly explaining some bullshit he pulled from his ass last minute (every other second he'd glare at Dazai for speaking about his mother(?) like that) and Harry just sat there writing the unknown words on his hand to search them up later in the dictionary.

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Soukoku in hogwarts
General FictionMori sends two emotionally constipated gays to Hogwarts for the Mafias benefits. ||Slowburn, crack, comedy, soukoku, sex jokes, and plot that's only present 69% of the time :0|| Inspired by M&M, 2 broke girls, the hellaverse and of course black but...