Soukoku in hogwarts

Seating plan

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I got bored of the real plot so here's this:

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When Chuuya hoisted Dazai from out of the water he heard the crowd cheering. He couldn't help but smile as his competitive side felt tamed by the thought of being first, it was, as we know it now, one of his most guilty pleasures. (Like Dazai.)

A few minutes later Harry came bubbling up from the lake as he carried Ron with him on his back. Madam Pomefrey came rushing over to the boys with towels is her arms. The bottom of her dress was dirty and her usually tight bun had gone loose.

"Harry, pass Ron over too me and I'll get him fixed up. As for Chuuya and you, here's some chocolate." She then turned to Dazai as Chuuya and Harry examined the chocolate skeptically "We both know very well that that wont work on you so here's a heater" Dazai nodded. She shot an annoyed glare and Harry and Chuuya "It isn't poisoned, eat it before I feel insulted"

Harry flinched and shoved it in his mouth, the moment he swallowed Chuuya noticed his expressions soften with delight. 

He shrugged and did the same, the flavor melted in his mouth and suddenly world hunger didnt seem like all that big of a deal anymore.

———————————- Two weeks later, Chuuya still hasn't said anything about Verlaine to Dazai and Snape needs therapy.

"Dazai this is a safety hazard" Chuuya whispered under his breath as he stirred the potion that was supposed to be a clear consistency. Instead if felt like cottage cheese.

"If it explodes well just add flour and eggs and give it to the professor as a cake. He seems like the type to have a sweet tooth" Dazai said with his hands on his hips, gesturing to Snape whole was reading 'haunting Adeline' with a mug of black coffee in hand. "He's extremely babygirl when he wants to be"

"... What did Snape do for you to have that impressio-" But he was cut off by a mini explosion. The liquid in the cauldron bubbled, evaporated and then set fire. Snape came rushing to the pair. "What have you done Dazai" came his stern and pointed voice. Dazai choked back a giggle and perused his lips as his eyes went from the cauldron to snape and back to the cauldron.

"...I was making art." He said in a diplomatic tone "The fire was for extra effect... It's supposed to resemble, me every time I make eye contact with a 5'4 ginger and,,, the state of the US governme-" Chuuya snorted 

"Detention, both of you" Snape ordered. He needed to lie down and drink more coffee "I swear to got these two are gonna be my reasons why" he muttered.

Chuuya made an offended noise "I wasn't apart of this" He defended  "I just wanted to leave"

"Well now you both will leave, to detention, get out and fetch a broom. This will be cleaned" he gestured to the ashes littering the rusted cauldron "the muggle way" Chuuya scoffed and Dazai smirked at the word fetch, eyes trailing to meet Chuuyas who mock glared at him. "Dont you dare make a dog joke" He murmured. Dazai just snorted and looked away.

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The wandered the halls, well aware that they could've taken a shorter route to get to the broom closet but didn't to waste time. Dazai fiddled with the gauze wrapped around his arms. "So.." He said but then he realized that Chuuya also said something. "I heard about a cafe in Hogsmede, they give free samples to those who purchase" He said begrudgingly. 

Dazai beamed "Are you asking me out?" He asked smugly "I knew Chuuya would crack, Im just that charming!"

Chuuya looked up at him and glared once more "Oh shut up, your voice is giving me cancer"

"Is that a yes?" Dazai asked hopefully. His face was concerningly close to Chuuyas, but Chuuya didnt push him away, he just sighed in defeat and looked away. Dazai edged closer.

Chuuya grimaced, pulling down his hood to conceal his face before quietly saying: "Yes"

Dazai explodes.

Mentally, of course. (lol 696 word landmark)

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From the teachers bureau McDonald sighs recognizing almost instantly the chatters and bickering coming from the two ability users. She didnt mean to be easedropping, she just coincidentally heard their (honestly irritating) voices from down the corridors. She takes a sip of her tea, eyes still travelling down the documents handed out by Dumbledore.

"Are you asking me out?" Minerva almost spits out her tea "I knew Chuuya would crack, Im just that charming!"

A baffled expression travels across her face, but in deepens when she hears Chuuya reluctant: "...Yes"

A long pause, then laughter. Minerva wonders briefly if this is just a prank until she hears a fond "God I love you" come from Dazai. She had no idea slytheryns could be so affectionate, surely the hat had made a mistak- her thoughts were cut off when she remembered Dazai terrorizing his head teacher at Dumbledore meeting. Nope, he was definitely a slytheryn, a very strange one at that. She heard the sound of fabric brushing against fabric and she smiled.

Her eyes scanned her desk until her eyes fell apron the Slytheryn/Gryffindor seating plan for next trimester, originally she had put Chuuya next to Parvati and Dazai in the front next to Granger. She put the two boys next to each other, and oh how she knew she would later regret it.

But if it made Dazai feel better, she would do anything for her students.

She wasn't an idiot, she knew that Dazai wasn't of wonderful heritage, but what she failed to consider was of how bad it could be. How foolish. The sight of his bandages made her want to cry.

She also made a mental note to tell poppy who to inform to bring food to Dazai when he eventually got himself in trouble again. And to bet on student couples with Dumbledore and Snape again.

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This is so gay. Minervas' a baddie. 

I just wanna write funny little skits, can I do that or will y'all be disappointed? Just an idea B)

Please comment I need to be valorized. Just tell me how much Zendaya makes you want to punch a hole in the wall (she's so pretty (I want her to notice me)) or if your craving macarons idc just rant.

Gimme ideas for future chapters.

I did not harvest the energy to fix the grammar errors. Shoot me.

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