Soukoku in hogwarts

common room

Dazais pov

The only thing he ate was crab, he was sad he couldn't drink beer. Apparently it was 'illegal' in the wizarding world if you weren't 18+ which was really annoying.

When he finished his 2 centimeter piece of crab he just sat back and waited for the feast to end so he could go to his dorm. He then realized he was bored so, anyone in their right mind would know that that ment annoying Chuuya. He got up from his seat and headed to the Gryffindor table where he saw chuuya sitting in between Hermione and Harry.

"What now"

"Why so mean chibi~"

"Get to the point"

"I was bored" Dazai admitted 

"sometimes I think Ive been assigned the role of a baby sitter my Mori" Chuuya sighed

"Chuuya, I dont know if you've realized this or not, but your the same size of a child" Dazai crossed his arms

"Take a hike" Chuuya said still focusing on his food

"I think the feast is ending, we should go to our groups" Chuuya said once again, shooing him away

"Ok Chibi, love you" Dazai said 

"Go fuck your self" he shouted. Dazai merely smirked coyly and turned away skipping back to the emerald slytheryn table. "Only if you watch me~" He whispered under his breath

As Dazai steered himself back to the Slytheryn table the girl with the pug like face and the other kid came to talk to dazai.

"What were you doing" She asked accusingly crossing her arms and scowling at the brunette

"Whatever do you mean" Dazai said in a dramatic tone, putting a hand over his heart

"You left for a solid 10 minutes" She pointed out

"I got lost looking for the bathroom, still dont know where it is" The brunette lied, a white lie-couldn't do any harm

"Pansy leave him alone he's new, by they way Im Blaise and this is Pansy" The kid called Blaise said, putting a hand on pansy shoulder.

"A pleasure to meet you, My name is dazai" 

"Oh yeah and you missed a little bit of the assembly, third floor is forbidden as always and the password is lemon juice"

"The password to what? The door to death? I wanna know!" Dazai asked enthusiastically

"To get in the dorm idiot" Pansy said still Scowling at Dazai

"Pansy nock it off... and dazai.. dont make those jokes" blaise said, there there was a hint of uncertainty in his voice

"Don't worry about it" Dazai said innocently "it's just a joke isn't it?"

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They had reached the dorms. dazai was excited to finally sleep and get out of his own head.

"Lemon juice" snape said loudly to what looked like a silver goblete filled to the brim with green liquid, a door that wasn't visible before swung open to reveal a room lit by green torches, there were several skulls on top of a large fire place that seemed to be the main source of light. Around the fire place their where multiple sofas and chairs, Slytheryn banners covered the stone walls and the couches looked really confortable. 

He shared a room with Blaise, Draco and and ugly slytheryn who was so boring Dazai didnt bother to remember his name.

 Dazais bed was in the far corner right next to a window, he decided to put a photo Oda by his night desk. When his cat that he definitely didnt steal from Fukuzawa got out of its cage he decide to sit on the window. The grounds were beautiful, dazai hoped that one day he'd be buried in a place as beautiful as this