Star Wars x Reader One Shots

Incorrect Quotes #1 // Various

Obi wan: Did you have a good day?

Y/n: yes

Windu: no

Y/n: shut up

Obi wan: ...a good day?

Y/n: yes

Windu: no

Y/n: shut. up.

Obi wan: *leaning slightly over to Y/n* you're supposed to have taken him to the spa

Y/n: *looking at Obi wan like duh* I took him to the spa

Windu: *more deadpan than normal* she shoved me in a carbon freezing chamber

Y/n: *turns to him like traitor* IT'S THE SAME THING

Obi wan: *trying not to laugh* it's not the same thing

Y/n: *are you kidding me, it was the same thing but better* it is too, it gets hot/cold, then it gets steamy, then it goes diiiiinnnnnng *innocent face*

Windu: arrogant child

Y/n: purple wielding WINDOW

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Y/n and Anakin: hey thanks for checking in we're still pieces of garbage

(YOU ARE NOT GARBAGE AND I WIlL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GIVE YOU LOVE AND AFFECTION!! GOD MADE EACH OF YOU IN HIS IMAGE)

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Anakin: name 3 things that would ruin a first date

Rex: crapping my pants

Ahsoka: saying "I love you"

Dogma: *dead pan serious* killing her

Everyone: ...

Jesse: ...did this happen...?

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Omega to the Bad Batch: no more saying cuss words guys. it's inappropriate and violent

Bad Batch: *snaps their heads towards Crosshair*

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Windu: why are there chicken nuggets all over the gardens?

Anakin: *whispers to Y/n* why are there chicken nuggets all over the gardens?

Y/n: *sweet innocent whisper to Anakin* I planted chicken nuggie trees

Anakin: *confidently to Windu* she planted chicken nuggie trees

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Y/n: I think it was that song, I Want It That Way?

Obi wan: Backstreet Boys, I'm familiar. uhhh, number 1 can you please sing the opening to I Want It That Way?

Dooku: really? ok. you are~ my fiiire~

Obi wan: number 2 keep it going

Grievous: the one~ desire~

Obi wan: number 3

Maul: *under his breath* Kenobi *back to normal* believe when I say

Obi wan: number 4

Savage: I want it that way

Obi wan: *getting into it* TELL ME WHY

Dooku, Grievous, Maul, and Savage: ain't nothin but a heart ache

Obi wan: TELL ME WHY

Dooku, Grievous, Maul, and Savage: ain't nothin but a mistake

Obi wan: now number 5

Sidious: I never wanna hear you say

Obi wan: wouh

1,2,3,4, and 5: I want it that way~

Obi wan: ah chills, literal chills

Y/n: it was number 5. number 5 turned my friend (Anakin)

Obi wan: oh my gosh I forgot about that part

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hope y'all liked it! sorry updates are slow, support helps build motivation to write. but also, life, ya know. anyway, sorry that there is only a few, since some of them are longer, there are fewer. these are ones from the internet, I just put characters to them and changed some words here and there. 

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