32. Cam

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We pulled up to the hotel in Indianapolis at 2pm. My 15-hour long nap was very refreshing.

"Cam, did you seriously sleep for the entire ride?" Nick asked, stretching up.

"Yeah." I nodded, "It was a really good nap."

"Nap?" Nick asked, "You're a few hours short of a fucking coma dude. That was not a nap."

"Same thing." I waved it off.

I checked my phone. 26 messages from Hayden.

Hay: we just left lovell

Hay: are you already asleep? wow cam that's gotta be a record at this point

Hay: that's a good idea, i'm also gonna sleep

Hay: good morning, we are in pennsylvania right now

Hay: they didn't have any plain bagels so i had to get an everything bagel

Hay: this is devastating

Hay: logan just showed me the make-up job kay attempted last year

Hay: i think you should let him do your make-up again

Hay: WE'RE WATCHING HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!!!!!!

Hay: you're like hiccup

Hay: skinny guy who's bad at sports

Hay: but also, with a heart of gold

Hay: you're hiccup and i'm astrid in this relationship

Hay: the soundtrack for this movie is literally the best thing in the entire world

Hay: i hate jace, but i know for a fact he would kill the horn rips

Hay: so would tom

Hay: we should make them play it together so maybe they can stop arguing all the time

Hay: jace literally brings up tom all the time, i'm convinced he's in love with him because no one would complain about someone as often as he does if they weren't in love

Hay: it's embarrassing honestly

Hay: babe did kay actually try to touch a hot pan bc someone dared him

Hay: i can't tell if logan is joking or not

Hay: i know kay is stupid but he's not that stupid right

Hay: right????

Hay: please don't touch hot pans

Hay: kay is a horrible role model

Hay: how is he still alive

I chuckled to myself as I walked off the bus.

Me: yes he did try to touch the hot pan

Me: the way my dad describes it is probably best

Me: kay is book smart, street stupid

Hay: clearly

Hay: the more stories i hear from logan, the less respect i have for kay

Hay: i cannot believe the man who revived your band's musical prowess and awakened my bisexuality tried to eat raw chicken because he got dared to

Me: kay will do just about anything if you dare him

Me: it's impressive

Hay: clearly

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