Whitey Winn One Shots

No Way This Ain't a Trap

As usual, I sat in the office cleaning and loading the various guns we had in the office. Bill was off with his kids so it was just me in the office tonight but that's pretty normal these days. Most of Labelle was shutting down for the evening now most shops shut up and most ladies were either in the saloon for a drink or at home for dinner. I wanted to be home, I was tired and quite achy, plus if I go home I could pass y/n's on the way and see if I could sneak some dinner and a snuggle before bedtime. But I know bill will be back in the morning.

I heard a knock on the office door which puzzled me for a moment

"Yeah?" I called back confused why whoever knocked hadn't opened the door

"Ohh whitey?" Her sugary voice calls

"Hi y/n. You can come in if you want"

"I wanted you to come out here"

"...why?"

"Because you'll get kisses"

"But why do you want me to come out?'

"Because I want to spend time with you whitey"

"That's very sweet y/n, but bills off I'm working tonight I already told you that"

"We can snuggle" she Cooes

"That would be lovely but I'm working darling"

"I'll give you a blow job" she giggles

"Really?"

"Absolutely, if you come out"

I pondered for a moment narrowing my eyes "There ain't no way this ain't a trap" I muttered "Why?"

"Because I love you very much and want to spend time with you"

"But you usually hate doing it"

"Well I want to," she says "Please whitey, please" she begs

"No. I'm suspicious. You're never this nice to me"

"I'll let you choose a position,"

"Really? And you won't argue with me?"

"No"

"Even if I pick reverse cowgirl?"

"No, I promise"

"This has got to be a trap" I muttered, "No I'm now even more suspicious, what do you want?"

"I'll let you do anal"

"Really!"

"Yes whitey"

"Is that a risk I'm willing to take?... Yes' I sighed getting up and happily heading outside but the moment I got out of the office she threw a bucket of water over me soaking me from head to toe and she giggled like crazy

"Ohh dear now you'll have to have a bath" She smiled giving my cheek a kiss and scampering off home

"I knew it was too good to be true" I sighed