Whitey Winn One Shots

I'm Stuck

I smiled wondering down to the river with whitey, he needed some water for a bath, and I needed some for my flower beds as it hasn't rained in weeks now, so we had loaded whiteys horse Ted up with bottles to fill having a laugh and a joke as we walked along whitey holding Ted's rains and I walked along beside him until-
I felt whiteys hand on my arse giving my left arse cheek a grope
"AHH! Whitey!" I yelled pushing his hand away the second I felt it
"Awww come on y/n, ya can't blame a guy for tryin'" he smirked
"You dirty bastard" I complain
"It's why ya love me" he smirked
"Who ever said I loved you?" I ask
"Knowone, but I can see it in ya eyes pretty girly" he smirked wrapping his arms around my waist "come on give us a kiss then?" He smirked
"Bugger off whitey" I laugh pushing him away "you've been such a horny boy lately what the hells wrong with you?" I ask and he shrugs "is it lousie again?" I ask
"Lousie?" He asks
"Your little girlfriend out in blackdom? She not giving you any again?" I ask
"She never gave me any" he sighed "I don't talk with her much anymore, I finished my lessons so" he shrugged
"You best be looking about for a new little girl then" I laugh
"Yeah...I better" he smirked
"Oi" I complain "I know what that dirty little smirk of yours means whitey Winn and don't you even think about it" I warn
"Oww... Ya spoil all my fun y/n" he complains "but I suppose ya are a lot of fun to make up for it" he smirked as he pinched my arse
"Ahhh!" I yelled in shock slapping his hand away "you pinched my bottom" I complain that kinds hurt a little bit
"That I did darlin', so...ya dragged me all the way out here ya gonna kiss me or not?" He laughs
"No! I came for water you twit" I complain
"Ohh...I thought that was code for let's go down the river and make out?" He complains
"No, why on this earth would I wanna make out with you whitey" I laugh
"What's wrong with me!" He complains a little offended
"Well, when was the last the you had a bath?" I ask
"Few days ago" he shrugs
"Liar" I laugh "when was the last time you shaved?" I ask
"Some ladies like a unshaved man" he smirked
"Your not a man whitey you are a boy, it makes you look like a twit" I tell him "there's alot of reasons whitey" I shrug
"So... If I shaved and had a proper bath, would ya kiss me then?" He asks
"Maybe" I shrug "if you weren't such a pervert" I sigh
"Well, I can't help it your so pretty and sexy darlin' I can't keep my hands off ya" he smirked
"Hurry up whitey I wanna get to the river today" I laugh
We rushed a little more till we got close to the river bank as we did I noticed an I've turned over carriage half inside the sand and dirt just a window above the mud we tried to move it but we couldn't it was far to heavy
"Now what?" He asks
"I think I can fit though the window..." I said slowly trying to climb in I got my head in and my arms having to squish my boobs a little to try and get though past my waist and... My butt was too big I couldn't get any further in I tried to move back but I couldn't get my chest thought going this way... I was stuck "Owww whitey!" I yell
"Yeah?" He yells from outside
"I'm stuck" I tell him
"Your stuck?" He asks
"Yes now help pull me out" I complain as I could tell the way I was leaning my feet where off the floor and there was no way I was gonna get myself out without whiteys help
"So... Your stuck in there?" He smirked
"Ohhh no you don't!" I complain "I know that smirky tone whitey Don't even think about it" I said trying to kick my feet a little not trusting him at all, I would trust him more if it was my head and chest on his side... but my butt and legs I don't trust whitey at all!
"Hummm..." He smirked as I heard him stepping closer to the carriage
"Whitey Winn don't you dare." I told him sternly
"Ohh but how could I let...such an opportunity slip me by darlin'" he smirked
"Whitey I'm serious-" I began before I felt him pinch my bottom "ahhh! Whitey Winn you get those grubby little hands of me!" I yelled
"Awww come on y/n, like you wouldn't if it was me" he smirked gropeing my arse I kept trying to kick him but he was moving to avoid them or just ignoring my pitiful kicks
"I wouldn't I would have helped you out!" I complain
"Hummm...liar" he smirked slapping my arse
"Owww! That hurt!" I complain
"Awww does my little darlin' not like being spanked? You'll warm up to it" he smirked doing it again
"AHH! Whitey! Help me!" I complain
"I am helpin'" he smirked
"Helping your dam self!" I complain
"Well...of course darlin'" he smirked "I help ya out with stuff all the time, not it's time I got what I wanted" he smirked as I felt his hands on the skirt of my dress
"Whitey..." I warn "don't you dare-" I began but he slipped up the skirt of my dress ripping it from where I had been holding it in my legs to try and stop him I clamped my legs shut in hope of stoping him
"Oohh" he smirked "what a pretty girly?" he smirked