Whitey Winn One Shots

Archer

I sighed as I walked along the new Mexico dirt and dust, listening to ted dragging his feet a little behind me as we walked to the river to do some laundry, I got sick of will and maggie moaning at me about it. as soon as it got to the river I sat down and started washing my clothes, I kept hearing some weird noises coming from just up the riverbank but I shrugged and continued with my laundry humming the little tune the barkeep was playing in the La Belle bar last night When I suddenly felt a very harsh and sudden pain n my leg making me scream I turned to see an arrow in my leg

"WHAT THE FUCK!" I screamed "Oh my god! Oh my god it hurts!"

"Oh my goodness I'm so sorry," the voice says

"yeah, ya should be! Ya could have almost killed me!" I yelled looking at his person, it was a girl. she was beautiful with beautiful Y/h/c hair, a sweet beautiful face, she only has her underdress on and even that the little sleaves were hung down almost to her elbows she had a Bow over her shoulder and a bunch of arrows 

"I'm sorry, here I'll fix it" she said quickly getting her bag 

"fix it! No offence lady but I need to do to a fuckin' doctor!" I yelled 

"No it's okay, you'd be surprised how often this happens" she smiled 

"No! you fucking shot me you think I'm letting you anywhere near me!" I complained 

"Please trust me, I know what I'm doing, if I don't it could get infected," she says

"Okay..." I sighed 

"Good, just uhh... try not to scream," she says 

"what why-" I began before she ripped it out 

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING CRAZY GIRL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT FOR!" I screamed in pain holding my leg as it began to bleed quite badly 

"I had to get it out one way or another!" she says 

"You could have warned me!" I complain

"I did, I said don't scream didn't I?" she says forcing me to put my leg back down as she rolled up my pants and began working on cleaning and checking it over 

"How often does this happen?" I ask her

"Once a week" she shrugs "Its normal me" 

"Ohh you poor thing" I said 

"I'm used to it" she shrugs "I am sorry, I didn't mean to, I was trying to hit the tree," she says

"what tree?" I ask a bit confused

"that one" she says pointing to the tree far from the riverbank it was miles away from me how on earth did she hit me?

"Your... not very good are you?" I ask

"Not really no," she blushed "I'm trying" 

"why don't you learn to shoot a gun like a normal person?" I ask her

"You think that's a good idea?" she asks pressing on my wound 

"Oww...yeah you might have a point" I groaned "Uhh whats' your name anyway?"

"Y/n" she smiled "and you are?"

"Whitey" I smiled "You come down here alot?" I ask 

"Every so often, my mother gets sick of me breaking her windows" she laughs making me laugh a little too as she wrapped my leg up for me 

"You know... I have a little place I use for shooting, you could come use it if you wanted" I told her 

"Ohh? where is it?" she asks

"This little town just north of here, La belle," I told her "Just pop into the sherriffs office and I'll take you" 

"That would be nice" she smiled "There, all better wash it properly and keep it wrapped up for the first few days," she says giving the bandage a little kiss 

"Thanks.. even if you were the one who shot me" I laugh slowly getting up 

"so, maybe I'll pop up to La belle and see if I can shoot you again tomorrow" she giggled 

"Sure if you want to" I smirked giving her cheek a kiss "see you tomorrow"