Whitey Winn One Shots

Ohh Shi-

I stood in the office with whitey discussing the town business and such like as we usual did, he sat at his desk and I sat at my own, he was often nibbling at some cookies his wife brought him over yesterday, when suddenly the tranquillity of La Belle was interrupted.

"Mr Winn!" A voice yelled, I recognized that voice it was my sister Mary Agnes 

"Ohh Hell what ya done now boy?" I asked him

"... I don't know" He says 

"Well Maggie's Pissed at ya bout somein'," I sighed 

"whitey!" was shouted across La Belle again it sounded to be Maggie, 

"I think ya otta get out there"

"I still can't think what I've done" he says 

"WHITEY!" Was screamed across the town, and that voice was all together different, I knew that voice and so did whitey as all the colour drained from his cheeks, that was a sweet voice that belonged to Mrs Y/n Winn, Whitey's wife. 

"ohhh no."

"What have ya done Whitey?" I asked him 

".... Ohhh no. No no she can't have" he reassured himself 

"WHITEY WINN!" she screamed louder much closer then before 

"Oooohh boy ya in trouble"

"I can't be she probably just mad I left the laundry out or somethin'" he shrugs 

"WHITEY WINN!" She screamed "I KNOW!"

"Ohh no. she knows"

"Knows what whitey?" I asked 

"Has she finally found out about that thin'"

"WHITEY!! WINN!!" she screamed very very angry

"Ohh shi-" He began grabbing his jacket and bolting for the door but the moment he opened it, Both Mary Agnes and Y/n Winn stood on the porch, "Sweetie darlin' How lovely to see ya" He smiled to her nervously fixing his hair 

"Don't you sweetie darling me Mr Winn" she says pushing him back into the office as I could see in the windows all the women in town had come to see what was going on with the newlyweds, These Ladies feed of Gossip in this town and luckily with whitey and y/n they've had plenty to gossip about, 

"Did ya find out about the thin'?"

"I did" she says

"I'm sorry sweetie darlin' there from before we were married I promise" He told her 

"wait... what do you think I know about?" she asked

".... the post cards under the bed?"

"No! But now I am" she says making me laugh a little "How long have they been there?"

"Since before we were married."

"You are burning them, the minuet we get home"

"Yes dear" He nods sheepishly

"Y/n off topic" Maggie reminds her

"Yes! I know"

"what do you know?" He asked her

"I know about the Candy, in the box under the sink" 

"That's what ya so mad at me about?" 

"Of course I am!" 

"I'm sorry sweetie darlin'" He told her giving her a kiss 

"Home Now" she orders tugging him to there little house by his ear, 

I laughed getting up to watch as she dragged him home as Maggie came over to watch to 

"Candy is a cover isn't it?" I asked her

"Ohh yeah" she nodded 

"what did whitey do then?"

"He's been ripping all her nighties in her sleep again"

"Ripping her night- Ohh." 

"Yeah, she's mad."

"That seems fair."