Whitey Winn One Shots

Surprise Bath!

I giggled as I saw whitey climbing down from ted giving him a stroke and a pet as he tied Ted up in front of the office, I giggled again tightening my grip on the bucket. I stepped softly and carefully across the dust and dirt of the La belle square, I saw maggie standing on the La belle hotel porch looking a little perplexed at what I was doing but I showed her my bucket and she smiled widely nodding. I stopped a moment waiting for a second as I picked up my bucket and threw the water all over whitey 

"Suprise Bath!" I smiled 

he turned to me shocked by the sudden water all over him, "Y/n." he sighed "what the fuck!" he yelled 

"Bye whitey" I giggled bolting down the street with my bucket even if I know he was chasing after me.

I smiled as I stood outside the office with my large glass of water I could hear whitey talking to himself in the office mirror I waited for a little while, I pushed open the door quickly making whitey turn to me in shock his hands on his guns 

"Suprise Bath!" I yelled throwing the full water jug onto his face 

he had to spit out a fair amount of it that went in his mouth and gave me a look as if to say 'really y/n?' 

"Hi Whitey" I smiled 

"I hate you"

"Love you too" I smiled giving his cheek a kiss before I ran out of the office and back to my little house

I waited so very patiently having ridden down to the river a little earlier, and now I watched as whitey walked alongside ted heading down to the water's edge with his laundry, I waited for him to begin washing his laundry in the river making sure he was distracted as I slowly and carefully went over often having to hide behind bushes and rocks so he didn't spot me. I waited for him to be close to the edge washing one of his many jumpers when I ran over and pushed him into the river 

"Surprise Bath whitey!" I giggled 

"Y/n! the fuck!" he yells now sat in the river his butt and feet in the water knees up looking very angry at me soaked from head to toe

"Well now you're all clean" 

"I was clean before you shoved me in the river!"

"you were not whitey. don't like me. I could smell you from my hiding rock" 

"That's not a reason to try and drown me" he complained climbing out the river "why do you keep throwing water at me"

"yes it is. you can't smell yourself whitey" I giggled "I like reminding you to have a bath. but you were not good at taking hints so... Suprise Bath!"

"fine" He sighed grabbing my arm and throwing me into the river

"Ahhhh whitey!" I screamed,

"see how do you like it?"

"fine come here!" I smirked grabbing his arm and dragging him into the river with me at one point completely submerging him and of course, he started pushing me down too as we fought in the water until we ended up just sitting in the water

"If I promise to have regular baths will you stop throwing water at me?"

"Yes."

"fine. I promise"

"good" I smiled giving him a kiss "so long as you keep having your baths I won't throw water at you, and you get little kisses"

"Alright then." he sighed "I still hate you doing this to me"

"I love you too" I giggled nuzzling close to him 

"Yeah I love you too. Just no more surprise Baths"