Whitey Winn One Shots

Spooky and Pie

I smiled sitting at my table slowly scooping when the door of my little house opened revealing a familiar sight 

"Y/n? What are ya up to?" whitey asks leaning on my door, 

"Ohh whitey your home" I smiled getting up and giving him a hug "I missed you"

"Awww I missed you too" He laughs before he noticed I still had a huge knife in my hand "Ahhh, fuck y/n are ya tryin' to kill me?" he asks

"No..." I giggled

"What are ya up to anyway?" he asks

"Making JackOlanterns, did you wanna help whitey?" I asked him

"why?" he laughed 

"Its Halloween" I smiled 

"I know but you've made like six, we don't need six darlin'" he laughs 

"Well, we can have two for the house, you can have one for the office, one for the pub, one for the hotel, one for maggie" I explained "I just like it... gives me something to do"

"Alright, darlin' what help did you want help with?" He asks sitting at the other end of the table 

"Scoop," I told I'm heading him the pumpkin I was working on as I got another and began to crave a spooky face in it

"This is gross" He complained 

"Its just vegetable insides" I giggled "Like scooping out human guts"

"That doesn't make this any less gross darlin'" he complained 

"Well your just scooping out all the things that help it live while also removing all its growing seeds" I giggled 

"Ohh... Now I feel bad" he says "sorry... Miss Pumpkin" 

"You wanna make a spooky face on this one?" I asked getting another pumpkin I already emptied

"Yes, I would very much like to trade jobs," he says so I trades and scooped while he craved and I noticed his giggling face

"Whitey" I warn

"what?" he asks

"No drawing a penis on the pumpkin" I warn

"I wasn't going to draw a penis" he complained as I returned to scooping 

"Or a Pussy"

"Owww... ya ruin all my idea's darlin'" He whines.

I smiled as I wondered la belle the few children out enjoying Halloween the jack-o-lantern's me and whitey made all over the place and they made me smile, I headed over to the office as Bill was with his children so whitey was looking after the office so I headed inside seeing him sat as his desk a little bored 

"Evening Whitey" I smiled

"Evening, I'm mad at ya" He says

"why? what have I done?" I asked 

"I have washed my hand line nine times and I still can't get pumpkin out from under my nails" he complained 

"Maybe you should have a bath" I encouraged 

"Maybe" He sighed

"I'll get a bath sorted for when you get home" I laughed

"Thanks, darlin'" he smiled 

"I brought you a present" I smiled

"what present?" 

"I used some of the things from making jackolanterns and I had just enough to bake you a pumpkin pie" I smiled getting the pie from my basket and putting it on his desk he smiled getting up an giving me a cuddle even a few kisses

"Ummm I love you" he smiled 

"Awww I love you too whitey" I giggled 

"Umm, can you bring me pie every day?" he asked 

"Maybe... once we're married" I smiled giving his cheek a kiss.