Whitey Winn One Shots

Bad Luck

I hummed my little tune as I made my little soup for the day, and I heard a loud knock on my door. "Come in" I called back

"'iya Y/n" Whitey smiled as he headed inside my little wooden house,

"Hello Whitey" I greeted "What appears to be the trouble?"

"No trouble, I just fancied comin' to see ya" He smiled

"That's very sweet whitey"

"I figured I could come see ya, maybe sit and play with your cards"

"Play?" I smirked

"Ya know what I mean"

"Alright go sit up at the table then" I smiled cleaning off my hands on my apron and heading over to the table where he had planted himself I grabbed my little wooden box and lit a candle. I opened the box unfurling the purple cloth, flattening it across the table. I took my red drawstring bag opening it up and letting the deck cascade across the cloth. I returned the bag and took the deck in hand shuffling it through before laying the deck across the table face down and offering it to him "Select a card, Mr. Winn"

"Alright," he smiled eagerly taking a card from the deck and flipping it over to reveal the handpainted artwork "Oh? That bad?"

"Ten of swords... You have yet to see the worst but the worst is ... the bottom of the barrel of bad"

"Oh. Shit."

"Kinda. take another"

"Alright," He says perking up again "The tower? Is that good"

"The tower is forboding, often a sign of sudden change"

"That would be comfortin' if not the for yet to see the worst one that's probably the sudden change comin'"

"Awww look at you go connecting cards" I smiled "Go again"

"Alright, Oh shit- okay I know that's bad," He says having revealed the devil

"That's recklessness and toxicity." I laughed "What kinda bad juju are you bringing into my house whitey?"

"I don't know!"

"Uhh here," I said grabbing an incense stick and lighting it from the flame of the candle and using the smoke to cleanse his hands and my cards setting it in a holder "Okay, let's go again maybe there was just some bad energy"

"Right, Ten of Wands... is that good"

"Suffering and struggle"

"Fuck!"

"Have you broken any mirrors lately whitey?"

"No,"

"alright go again"

"Okay, Ohh moon, is the moon good?"

"change"

"Okay,"

"uncertainty"

"I'm feeling pretty uncertain"

"Fear and anxiety"

"Yeah! The fuckin' cards are makin' me feel that!"

"Have you failed to reply to any letters? eaten thirteen of some berry? Have you received a clock or timepiece as a gift?"

"No"

"Ummm odd, Try another"

"I'm not sure I wanna"

"Come on it can't get much worse"

"Alright, Ohh hell no!" He jumped moving away from the table having drawn the hanged man

"Do you-"

"I know what it means."

"What is goin' on with you?" I glared

"I don't know!"

"I thought you were always lucky"

"Yeah, I did too! I don't wanna play anymore"

"I'm not gonna lie whitey I'm a little worried about you" I laughed "One more come on you don't finish its back luck"

"I think I have enough bad luck right now," he says

"Come on then" I smiled tapping his chair

"Cleanse me again," he says sitting back down

so I smoked and cleansed him as much as I could, even rubbed his hands with clean oil, and rubbed a clear quartz on him "There we go, it should all be just you"

"Okay" he nods sheepishly flipping the last card

Death.

"uhhhh" he whined his face turning white

"Holy shit."

"Maybe it's like not that bad? ya always say cards aren't as bad as they look"

"Yeah, but that's when drawn with other cards! problem is every card you drew is bad"

"what's wrong with me?"

"I don't know, but out you go," I said grabbing my broom and sweeping him to the door

"Hey! hey! y/n!"

"You ain't bringing whatever bad energy you've got into my house whitey, go on get!" I said hitting him with my broom to get him out onto my porch

"Oww! Oww! y/n!"

"Go on now, GET! take your bad Juju with you"

"Maggie help me!" He complained as he spotted Mary Agness walking past

"What did ya do?" she asked

"He drew, Ten of swords, The tower, the devil, Ten of wands, The Moon, Haunged man and death" I explained "Off you go with your bad energy"

"I mean I don't even know much about tarot but ... Ooohhh that's bad, "

"See go on get!"

"Alright I'm goin', can't I have a kiss?"

"No. I am not risking it"

"Please?"

"One" I warned so he smiled and gave me a little kiss but when I pulled away I saw in the sky the birds that had been flying off to their left suddenly turned to the right, "Nope! Get whitey! come back when you're energy is sorted" I told him pushing him off my porch

"How do I fix it? you're the only person in town who understands this stuff!"

"Just fix it!" I told him slamming my door and grabbing my moon water and my sage "Now I gonna cleanse my whole damn house now, Thanks Whitey" I sighed