Moon's Light

Happily Stupid

Luna wakes up the next morning sprawled across the couch with her first hangover as a vampire. Her and Jimin continued drinking after her impulsive law school application and at some point she passed out. Jimin managed to stumble his way back to his room after he realized Luna was done for the night.

Luna checks her phone to see two missed calls from Jungkook and a string of texts.

[Jungkook]: How much did you drink??
[Jungkook]: I guess too much?
[Jungkook]: There's hangover blood in my fridge.
[Jungkook]: How did you even apply to law school while drunk?
[Jungkook]: Don't let Jimin get you drunk again. He's dangerous if you're a lightweight 😂
[Jungkook]: Let me know when you wake up
[Jungkook]: I wanted to ask you about the job Yoongi got you, but you were too busy to answer my calls 🥺
[Jungkook]: I still love you though 🥲

Luna giggles while rolling her eyes. She hates that she missed his calls, but she can't help but laugh at his dramatics. She sends him a text back letting him know she's still alive and loves him too. She hasn't heard from Yoongi yet on the details of her new job, but she lets Jungkook know she'll tell him as soon as she gets the info.

She then sends Jimin a text asking if he's as hungover as she is. She isn't even sure what kind of drink she was drinking, she just knows it was sweet and he told her he drinks it all the time. How was she supposed to know that he seems to have an insanely high tolerance? This is proved by his response to her text telling her that he just woke up but he feels fine.

"Oh fuck you," she grumbles putting her phone down.

She goes to Jungkook's fridge to find his half empty bottle of hangover blood that is aptly labeled "Hangover Blood". She takes a small sip to see how it tastes. It's a little bitter. A bit sour. Kind of thick. And completely disgusting. She looks at the bottle to see what ingredients they put in the drink when she notices a date. The expiration date. The expiration date that was 5 years ago.

Luna runs to the bathroom to spit out the small sip she took and rinse her mouth out with water. Then mouthwash. More water. More mouthwash. A little soap. More water. Then a handful of gummies Jungkook has stashed by the couch that she made sure were not expired.

She grabs her phone and instead of texting Jungkook she calls him. She knows he won't answer but she feels she needs to verbalize what she wants to say. Putting it in text won't do it any justice. As soon as she hears the beep to record her voicemail, the tirade begins.

"YOU EVIL FUCKING DEMON THAT FUCKING BLOOD EXPIRED YEARS AGO AND I PUT IT IN MY MOUTH!!! DONT COME BACK BECAUSE I WILL RIP YOUR LITTLE BUNNY LEGS OFF YOU SPAWN OF SATAN!!! WHY DO YOU EVEN STILL HAVE THAT?!? IM FUCKING YOU UP THE MOMENT I SEE YOU AGAIN!!!! THAT WAS SO FUCKING DISGUSTING YOU BIG EYED FUCK!!!"

She ends the call and throws her phone down with a huff. She throws another handful of gummies in her mouth then ventures across the palace grounds to Jimin's room.

Jungkook has been busy since the moment they left the palace. He gets very little free time, which he's used to and it never really bothered him before. However he never had someone waiting for him at home that he misses so much like he does now. He gets a rare moment of freedom to quickly check his phone only to see he missed Luna's call by 5 short minutes. Then he listens to her message.

He lets out a high pitched giggle as he listens to her rant. Suddenly he doesn't feel too bad that he missed her call this time. He sends her a quick text while still cackling at his little prank that he didn't think she'd actually fall for. He laughs once more after hitting send then returns to his duty.

[Jungkook]: I love you too, LuLu 😘

Luna's rage only lasts a short while. Before she knows it she's back feeling lonely and missing Jungkook. After getting a much more pleasant hangover cure from Jimin, she went back to Jungkook's room and returned to her normal routine of scrolling her phone while the tv provides background noise.