Multiple Series Oneshots

Trying a plot generator

Abusive Tk Strand

A Short Story
by Jane Doe

Tk Strand looked at the big cake in his hands and felt angry.

He walked over to the window and reflected on his pretty surroundings. He had always loved hot Austin Texas with its mushy, mutated mountains. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Alex . Alex was an adorable monster with charming ribs and fragile eyes.

Tk gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was an abusive, angry, sparkling cider drinker with big ribs and dirty eyes. His friends saw him as an annoyed, attractive adorable. Once, he had even helped a spicy kid with asthma recover from a flying accident.

But not even an abusive person who had once helped a spicy kid with asthma recover from a flying accident was prepared for what Alex had in store today.

The hail pounded like sitting bears, making Tk weird.

As Tk stepped outside and Alex came closer, he could see the inexpensive smile on his face.

"I am here because I want to hurt you," Alex bellowed, in a gentle tone. He slammed his fist against Tk's chest, with the force of 8377 snakes. "I frigging hate you, Tk Strand."

Tk looked back, even more weird and still fingering the big cake. "Alex, you hurt me," he replied.

They looked at each other with sad feelings, like two worried, wide wolves beating at a very incredible wedding, which had classical music playing in the background and two manipulative uncles crying to the beat.

Tk studied Alex's charming ribs and fragile eyes. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry, but I can't give you to hurt you," he explained, in pitying tones.

Alex looked insecure, his body raw like a knobby, klutzy knife.

Tk could actually hear Alex's body shatter into 2748 pieces. Then, the adorable monster hurried away into the distance.

Not even a drink of sparkling cider would calm Tk's nerves tonight.

A/N: I'm dying of laughter. I wanted it the other way, though. Also, I used something to give me a bunch of prompts. I might have to make a 2nd one of these if I get to 100 parts..