Noah: Do you ever think about how insignificant our lives are in the grand scheme of things?James: Not really
James: I love myself a good amount.
James: Wait, why are the asking philosophical questions?
Noah: Hah, I'm gonna act like I can read that word
James: Oh god
James: Yep, after a quick check with Amanda, she has said you are under anaesthetic
Noah: Quit using funny words magic man
James: Okay, I am leaving you here until you...sober up? Idk what the term for coming off of anesthetic is
Noah: I thought I already came out years ago???
James: OFF not OUT
James: Just....get some sleep
Noah: YOURE NOT TYR BOSS IF ME
James: If I wasn't in an entirely different country, I'd smother you with one of your pillows
James: Your spelling is also...something, and that's coming from me
Noah: This is admitting to murder! IM CALLING THE POLICE
James: Considering the fact you can barely keep this conversation straight, I doubt you'd hold out on reporting a crime
Noah: You know I can't do anything straight when it comes to you
James:....how are you a better flirt when you're out of it????
Noah: I'm not out of anything
Noah: I'm still in this weird room filled with snow where the penguins keep beeping
James: I am screenshotting all of this for blackmail later, incase you delete these
Noah: Why is your mail black? I thought envelopes were white or brown?
James: You know, I normally come to you to have an intelligent conversation
James: This is a strange shift
Noah: AH!!!! THE POLAR BEAR IS COMING AT ME WUTH ITS CLAWS, SAVE ME!!!!!!
James: That's just the nurse with a needle, I'm guessing
Noah: TELL MY STORY!!!!!!!
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Noah: Fucling kill me
James: Hello to you too
James: And I see you're not acting like a drunken idiot anymore
Noah: I was going to delete those, but saw that there's no point cause you already have pics, so fuck you for that
James: Wow, still flirting even when you're thinking straight
James: Anything you want to tell me Noe?
Noah: How many times have I told you people to stop calling me that
Noah: I'm gonna kill Rich one of these days for telling you that she used to call me that
James: That is a fight I would actually pay to see
Noah: Probably because it would last more than a minute, unlike your ones with Eldon
James: You say that like it's an insult, even tho I won each fight
Noah: Maybe because I was buffer than Eldon before I even properly hit puberty, so it's really not impressive
James: Oh yes, back when you were tiny, even tho you were 15
Noah: And I still would've beaten your ass
James: Kinky
Noah:.....you really need to reevaluate your kinks
Noah: Also that one includes your flat ass, so I don't want to hear about Riley pegging you
James: SHE DOES NOT PEG
James: ALSO, I HAVE A GREAT ASS
Noah: Whatever helps you sleep at night after getting pegged
James: YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE
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Noah: I know hospitals are boring
Noah: But I didn't realise how boring! I've already read all my books and I can't find any good fanfics here, plus the reception is shit
Noah: James? You good?
Noah: Oh right, we're in different time zones. Honestly lucky to be able to text you before this
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Noah: I punched Alfie in the face
James: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?
Noah: I punched him in the face and broke his nose
James: Not that I'm not thrilled to hear that, but Riley will be pretty pissed
Noah: I'm off of a-troupe for the rest of the season because of my injury, so mu spot isn't being risked. Plus, I really don't give a shit what she thinks anymore
James: Thanks for that, I appreciate it
Noah: Look, you and I, we're similar in that we don't really like talking about how we're really thinking, you know that, so I know you probably don't want to talk about it
Noah: But, I don't want to see you hurting by yourself Jay, and I want to be here for you if you need me
James: Honestly, for the first time, I really do think I need sone help. Not many people are in my corner right now, and I'm just grateful that I still have you
Noah: You always will, trust me on that. Even when we do drive each-other mad af (flashbacks to our singing performance)
James: Haha, thanks for that man
Noah: No problem whatsoever. I'm always a phone all away if you need anything
Noah: Especially if that something is to hit Alfie again
James: Please try and get a pic of him if you can, I want to see that
Noah: I'll do you one better
Noah: *video sent*
James: SOMEONE GOT YOU PUNCHING HIM????
James: THIS HAS MADE MY DAY SO MUCH BETTER
Noah: Yeah, I kind of made a deal of storming up to him. Nice way of coming back to the studio, atleast for a day
James: And you call me frantic, theatre kid
Noah: The fact you think calling me that would hurt me is insulting
James: After seeing that vid, I'm gonna think twice about ever hurting you dw
James: Never thought I'd see the day you'd get into a fight
Noah: I was close to pouncing on you when you kept insisting I sing when Amanda bailed. So think again
James: Note to self; protect eyeballs when around Noah. They seem like something you'd go for
Noah: And you'd be right
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A/N: This was mostly supposed to be angst of Noah comforting James, but my mind had other plans apparently
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FanfictionTexting oneshots of the character from "The Next Step" (Contains swearing, sexual jokes) (Requests are open)