A/N: Okay, so I know I said that I wouldn't be updating this book anymore and instead doing my A-Z Texting Oneshots. But, I've missed the chaos and freedom of these oneshots, as my A-Z ones are more plot heavy. So, I'm going to continue making these ones! Idk how many oneshots this book will have, I'm just gonna see how it goes.
Plus, I've been editing and sorting out my other stories for awhile now, but none of them are finished, so I want to start updating this book again to at-least publish something and keep people entertained.
Final side note. I entirely wrote this one because it's been snowing where I live for the past week. Idk why either, ask the weather. It can't understand it's Spring!
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The O(m)Gs!!! (why have we let Eldon keep this name as long as he has?)
Emily: Can somebody tell the weather that it's SPRING?! Why is it snowing?! I can't get to work!!!
Michelle: And you're complaining why? It's snow! There's so much we can do
Emily: You do realise we work together and neither of us can get there now, right?
Michelle: Eh, give the kids the day off, what's the worst that could happen?
Richelle: I can't believe I'm saying this of all people, but thank you! This whole Henry and Amy drama is unbearable!!!
Noah: At-least you're not close with either of them. I'm THIS close to hitting Henry with a bat if he rants to me about it again
Eldon: Why would you do that to the poor animal?!
Thalia: It's not that kind of bat-whatever! Please ignore my dumbass boyfriend
James: I do that on a daily basis
Eldon: Gasp! I thought you were my best-friend?!?!?
James: No, your mom just paid me when we were younger to hang out with you. And you know I'd do anything for money
Hunter: Anything, huh?
James: 20 dollars is 20 dollars
Emily: I'm nipping this in the bud before my ex gets any ideas
Emily: Also, fine, I guess Richelle and Noah can have the day off. You too Piper, since you're probably reading over your brother's shoulder
James: She's now looking around the room for a video-camera
West: Why are you people texting?! You should be outside!!!
West: *pic sent* I've already built a snowman. His name is Gerald
West: *vid sent* And Giselle has proceeded to pelt poor Gerald with snowballs!!! The monster!!!
Noah: Surprised Amanda didn't step in to defend her
Amanda: Who do you think told her to start throwing them in the first place?
Noah: Ofcourse...
Stephanie: Wish I had that weather here. LA has been BOILING for the past week!!!
Richelle: Noah and I have gone to get drinks since we're off.
Richelle: Why am I not surprised that this mentally ill idiot has ordered an iced coffee despite the cold?
Noah: THE WEATHER WILL NOT STOP MY ADDICTION
James: At-least he admits he has a problem. Unlike somebody here
Riley: I will eat as much jellybeans as I please. Thank you very much
James: Why did she have to get her braces off
Richelle: And great, the barista is now flirting with Noah
Michelle: Maybe that's a good thing. Is she cute?
Emily: Excuse me?!
Michelle: Not for me babe!
Emily: Better now be
Richelle: Well, HE is objectively attractive. Why are you asking the ace person this question?
Richelle: *pic sent* Can't tell if Noah is happy or not about this development
Eldon: Probably not, since he's straight
Noah: Pah, I'm as straight as my spinal cord was last year
James: Did you really just come out to the rest of that with a pun about your injury
Michelle: I love it! Join us fellow bisexuals, if that is what you are?
Noah: It is
Amanda: Very proud of you for this moment Noah, truly. But uh...
Amanda: *vid sent* My girlfriend has turned against me and now both her and West are chasing me around the lawn!!!
James: Sounds like a you problem
Amanda: Riley, why are you dating this asshole?!
Riley: Idek at this point
James: Wow, love the support babe
Riley: You tried to turn me away from my jellybeans. I ain't on your side!
Richelle: *vid sent* Somebody save me! I cannot stay looking at theses two anymore
Noah: Yeah, cause this definitely wasn't a problem for me yesterday when I had to watch you and Elliot do the same thing for over an hour!!!
Riley: Since when did Richelle get so soft?
Richelle: I AM NOT SOFT!!!
Noah: Riley, for your warning, she has now stormed out of the cafe, a large snowball in hand, and said she is going to pay you a visit
Riley: Well, I'm fucked
Emily: Tell her if she even thinks of hitting me that I'll take her off the Regionals duet!
Amanda: *pic sent* Why did I agree to go out of the house?
West: I SAID I WAS SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO THTOW IT THAT HARD
Amanda: YEAH, WELL NOW I HAVE A BLACK EYE
Amanda: Nevermind, I'm good now, since Giselle is chasing him around and threatening to do worse
Michelle: The protective GF mode has activated
Emily: Can you do that too then? Cause Richelle has started assaulted our house with snowballs!!!
Richelle: FIGHT ME YOU COWARDS
James: All in favour of heading over to Riles and Emily's house for a snowball fight?!
Giselle: BRING IT ON
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James: Amanda, I particularly remember saying SNOWball fight, not ICEball!!!
Amanda: All is fair in war
Thalia: Isn't the saying: 'All is fair in love and war.'?
Amanda: I only love one thing and she was on my side, so...
West: Eldon, why exactly did we think it was a good idea to go after the guy that we spent all day throwing dodge balls at once, only for him to dodge them?
Eldon: Idek
Noah: That would imply you two know how to think. But thank you for the joy of terrorising you both
James: My body is gonna be covered in bruises by tomorrow. Can we all agree never to do this against Richelle and Noah again?
Emily: Those two have been a couple of gremlins since they were 13. I thought we agreed on this ages ago?
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FanfictionTexting oneshots of the character from "The Next Step" (Contains swearing, sexual jokes) (Requests are open)