A/N: There was a good bit of character bashing in the original one-shot I did, so I thought I'd redo this one and get rid of that, since, as I've said before, I have realised since then that I do have the power to write characters as a lot more likeable imo.
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Who Runs The World?
Michelle: Okay, listen up fuckers!
Emily: Is this what I really came to Internationals to listen to?
Riley: Just let her speak, Em
Michelle: Thank you, Riley. We've been in Miami for over a week, Internationals is over, and everyone is in the same place for once. SO WHY TF HAVE WE NOT HAD A BEACH DAY HERE YET
West: That is a good question.
Eldon: I thought it was just because we're all stupid and horrible at planning
Michelle: Probably right there
Amanda: Fuck no! Let's all get packed and find a beach soon before Eldon is somehow right again
James: It only happens once in a blue moon, I think we'll be fine
Max: While you were all blabbing, I looked one up and there's a quiet one about a 20 minute walk away
Noah: Thank you! No people will be there!
Amanda: Mood ᴛᴍ
Michelle: Just get your antisocial asses outside
Hunter: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT MY ASS
James: We don't need to, the palm-tree swimming trunks you bought do it enough
Noah: And thank you for reminding me to bring those dark sunglasses I have so I don't have to see those
James: No problem xx
Hunter: Are you two really flirting by insulting me?
Amanda: I applaud them for it
Noah: Be grateful we're letting you stay in our room Hunter after seeing your fashion sense
Hunter: I'll wear something different then
Max: NO NO NO NOPE. GUYS PLEASE LET HIM KEEP THE SHORT. HE'S BROUGHT A SPEEDO OUT NOW
Stephanie: We're all already traumatised enough, I don't think any of us want to see that
Hunter: That's not what-
Emily: I swear if you bring up Mich or myself I will give you a REAL reason to have to cover up
Hunter:...noted
Michelle: My knight in shining armour
😍<3 xxJames: Weren't you the one telling us to quit talking and get ready?
Noah: Yeah, we're all already outside
Riley: You and Em are the only ones not here. Unless you want us to leave you two alone for a bit ;)
Emily: We're coming
Emily: And don't even think about sending a comment, Hunter
Hunter: Not until-oh...you're no fun
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James: I should've just drowned myself in the ocean and be done with it
Emily: I second this
Michelle: Ignore her, James. It wasn't THAT bad
James: MY TRUNKS CAME OFF, MICHELLE. PEOPLE SAW MY ASS
Riley: Been there, done that
Amanda: I'm sure SOMEONE likes it
Noah: Don't act like you weren't checking out Giselle in her bikini the whole day
Amanda: I had to look at something good to forget the drama James has bestowed on all lesbians here...and children
Giselle: Love you too, Mandi <3
Noah: And...he's gone. Yeah, I'm probably not gonna get to use the shower tonight
Emily: What's he doing now?
Noah: Mostly just singing sad songs and fake crying.
Noah: I'm just eating skittles and listening. So dinner and a show
Cierra: I don't think that classified as dinner
Noah: I'M AWAY FROM MY HEALTH FREAK PARENTS FOR TWO WEEKS. LET ME EAT MY JUNK FOOD-AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
Noah: BJWHHWVDUFVGSSDGVV
Riley:....you good.
Michelle: I think he's dead. I'm not gonna be the one to tell Richelle
Noah: I'm good-ish. James actually just came out of the shower and SOMEHOW forgot a towel
James: I SAID I WAS SORRY
Noah: THAT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT I'M THE ONLY ONE HERE THAT YOU GAVE FULL FRONTAL TO
Stephanie: Oh fuck
Amanda: That's probably what Noah said when he first saw it
Amanda:...
Amanda: Okay, no word of denial from him. Let's talk about something else so my mind doesn't have to think about what is happening with him right now
Max: Our room is right next to theirs', we don't need to think, WE CAN HEAR
Cierra: Oh look, the canteen has ice-creams, anyone want one?
Giselle: Lovely change of subject AND I'LL TAKE AN ORANGE LOLLY PLEASE
Michelle: OMG THEY HAVE DONUTS TOO. ELDON, BEFORE YOU ASK, I HAVE ALREADY ROBBED ALL THE CHOCOLATE ONES FOR YOU
Eldon: Not that I'm not grateful, but you mean PAID...right?
Michelle:.....sure
James: I HEARD DONUTS
Hunter: Weren't you two just fucking like 2 minutes ago
Noah: That was almost an hour ago? Chat went dead cause the girls were getting chased around by security
James: You didn't give up the food, right?
Michelle: Ofcourse not. We just had to actually pay this time
Giselle: I'll drop a box up to you two. You can eat them in celebration of finally getting your act together
Giselle: *picture sent* Okay, I know I said I was just dropping off the food. But I found them cuddling and this is just fucking adorable
Emily: Oh phew, they're clothed
Giselle: OBVIOUSLY. YOU REALLY THOUGHT I'D GO IN THERE, NO LESS TAKE A PIC, IF THEY WERE NAKED
Amanda: Again, don't want that mental image
Michelle: Anyone have any money I could borrow. I'm broke after buying all that for you guys and we're all planning on going shopping tomorrow
Emily: I'll pay Mich, don't worry
James: And you people called Noah and I oblivious
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FanfictionTexting oneshots of the character from "The Next Step" (Contains swearing, sexual jokes) (Requests are open)