I feel alive

Jiley Caught (season 4 edition)

All I do is Ween Ween Ween

Henry: WHY JUST WHY?!?!?

Henry: I NEED TO BLEACH MY EYES

Piper: What happened this time

Noah: Hen, you alright buddy?

Richelle: Not that I care, but yes, explain

Henry: I WAS JUST GOING TO GET MY SPARE PAIR OF SHOES FROM TGE COSTUME CLOSET

Michelle: Yep, can already tell where this is going

Amanda: Let me guess, Jiley are fucking?

Henry: YES!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!?

Amanda: It's like common knowledge that they constantly do it around the studio. Can't go a day without it

Noah: Hen, I TOLD you not to go near them until at-least another week! James JUST got back from England

(A/N: In this none of that shit cheating storyline happened.)

Henry: WELL I DIDN'T EXACTLY KNOW THEY'D BE IN THERE!!!!!

Noah: Don't yell at me

Richelle: Would you two boyfriends quit fighting?! I'm trying to make a list for places the newbies should stay away from

Richelle: Tho it's more for myself than you guys

Piper: And here I thought you were being caring for once

Noah: That was your first mistake

Richelle: Here it is:

- Costume Closet
- Bathrooms (doesn't matter which one, they've done it in both)
- Changing Rooms (see previous note)
- Shower-Rooms (again, see previous note)
- Studio-A, behind the mirrors
- Studio-B, behind the curtains
- The Lounge (don't even ask)
- Music Room (do not touch the piano)

Sloane:....do I even wanna know

Piper: Probably not

Emily: They did WHAT on the piano?!

Michelle: Oh, hey Em

Emily: WHY AM I ONLY HEARING ABOUT THIS NOW?!

Emily: I LIKE THE PIANO! I PLAY IT! I'VE TOUCHED THAT THING!

Emily: I now need to disinfect my entire being

Amanda: Why haven't we just burnt that instrument already???

Noah: Cause it's still useful if you stay away from...that part

Henry has changed their name to
"Traumatised Child"

Traumatised Child: You mean to tell me you still USE that thing?!

Noah: I've walked in on Jiley so many times that it's more tiring than disgusting atp. If I spent my life thinking about what James' dick has touched, I'd never get anything done

Richelle: Acting like you don't do that anyway

Noah: SHUT UP YOU!!!

Piper: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT MY BROTHER FOR?!

Traumatised Child: I HATE THST YOU GUYS HAVE BECOMES USED TO THIS

Amy: Henry is a prude, confirmed

Cassie: I'm more thinking about why THAT is the name of the chat again

West: It's because Eldon got hit in the head by a sausage

Eldon: Yeah, that James threw

West: It was also frozen

Amanda: That explains so much

Traumatised Child: NO! NO MORE TALKING ABOUT SAUSAGES!!!

Stephanie: Weaklings, the lot of you newbies are

Amy: Hey! The rest of us aren't acting like this. Henry's just being a little bitch

Traumatised Child: AMY! HOW COULD YOU?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

Amy: Idk what I've ever done to give you that impression

Cassie: Aren't you supposed to be the nice one out of us, Ames?

Piper: Shush! Don't stop her! I'm liking this

Sloane: Hm...🏳️‍🌈

Giselle: I still don't know wether to be impressed or disgusted that Jiley were somehow able to do it on a piano

Amanda: Babe...just don't.

Noah: Excuse me, BABE?!?! FUCK WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH HENRY!!! I THINK YOU TWO HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO

Traumatised Child: Do any of you people here like me?

Stephanie: Haven't even met you, so..

Richelle: I have, and the answer is no.

Traumatised Child: I HATE ALL OF YOU!!!

Noah: More than you hate seeing James'-

Noah: BIG

Noah: LONG-

Amanda has muted Noah.

Amanda: I'm all for torturing other people, but there is so fucking way I'm reading that!

Piper: Yep, I am never talking to him again after THAT!!!

James: Not that I'm not loving Noah inflating my ego, but wtf have I walked in on?!?!?

Michelle: SHIT! FORGOT JILEY WAS ALSO IN THIS CHAT

Emily: This is the main a-troupe chat, Mich...

Amanda: No, this is better. CAUSE NOW WE CAN TELL YOU TWO TO STOP FUCKING EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!

Riley: I think you're being a bit dramatic there, Amanda. We don't do it EVERYWHERE

Richelle: May I refer you to the list?

James has unmuted Noah.

Noah: "May I"?! Who is this fancy-ass bitch and what have you done with Richelle?!

Richelle: Oh fuck off!

James: Reading the earlier text I think he wants to do that to me instead.

Michelle: Can you three just reach the conclusion of having a threesome already so we don't have to read all this???

Piper: I'm gonna have to bleach my brain after all these mental images...

Traumatised Child: MENTAL IMAGES?!?! I HAVE PHYSICALLY IMAGES THAT I HAVE SEEN IN PERSON NOW

Piper: Can I smack him already?

Amy: Be our guest. 🫴