I feel alive

Joah Season 4

Noah: Do you ever think about how insignificant our lives are in the grand scheme of things?

James: Not really

James: I love myself a good amount.

James: Wait, why are the asking philosophical questions?

Noah: Hah, I'm gonna act like I can read that word

James: Oh god

James: Yep, after a quick check with Amanda, she has said you are under anaesthetic

Noah: Quit using funny words magic man

James: Okay, I am leaving you here until you...sober up? Idk what the term for coming off of anesthetic is

Noah: I thought I already came out years ago???

James: OFF not OUT

James: Just....get some sleep

Noah: YOURE NOT TYR BOSS IF ME

James: If I wasn't in an entirely different country, I'd smother you with one of your pillows

James: Your spelling is also...something, and that's coming from me

Noah: This is admitting to murder! IM CALLING THE POLICE

James: Considering the fact you can barely keep this conversation straight, I doubt you'd hold out on reporting a crime

Noah: You know I can't do anything straight when it comes to you

James:....how are you a better flirt when you're out of it????

Noah: I'm not out of anything

Noah: I'm still in this weird room filled with snow where the penguins keep beeping

James: I am screenshotting all of this for blackmail later, incase you delete these

Noah: Why is your mail black? I thought envelopes were white or brown?

James: You know, I normally come to you to have an intelligent conversation

James: This is a strange shift

Noah: AH!!!! THE POLAR BEAR IS COMING AT ME WUTH ITS CLAWS, SAVE ME!!!!!!

James: That's just the nurse with a needle, I'm guessing

Noah: TELL MY STORY!!!!!!!

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Noah: Fucling kill me

James: Hello to you too

James: And I see you're not acting like a drunken idiot anymore

Noah: I was going to delete those, but saw that there's no point cause you already have pics, so fuck you for that

James: Wow, still flirting even when you're thinking straight

James: Anything you want to tell me Noe?

Noah: How many times have I told you people to stop calling me that

Noah: I'm gonna kill Rich one of these days for telling you that she used to call me that

James: That is a fight I would actually pay to see

Noah: Probably because it would last more than a minute, unlike your ones with Eldon

James: You say that like it's an insult, even tho I won each fight

Noah: Maybe because I was buffer than Eldon before I even properly hit puberty, so it's really not impressive

James: Oh yes, back when you were tiny, even tho you were 15

Noah: And I still would've beaten your ass

James: Kinky

Noah:.....you really need to reevaluate your kinks

Noah: Also that one includes your flat ass, so I don't want to hear about Riley pegging you

James: SHE DOES NOT PEG

James: ALSO, I HAVE A GREAT ASS

Noah: Whatever helps you sleep at night after getting pegged

James: YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE

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Noah: I know hospitals are boring

Noah: But I didn't realise how boring! I've already read all my books and I can't find any good fanfics here, plus the reception is shit

Noah: James? You good?

Noah: Oh right, we're in different time zones. Honestly lucky to be able to text you before this

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Noah: I punched Alfie in the face

James: YOU DID WHAT?!?!?!?

Noah: I punched him in the face and broke his nose

James: Not that I'm not thrilled to hear that, but Riley will be pretty pissed

Noah: I'm off of a-troupe for the rest of the season because of my injury, so mu spot isn't being risked. Plus, I really don't give a shit what she thinks anymore

James: Thanks for that, I appreciate it

Noah: Look, you and I, we're similar in that we don't really like talking about how we're really thinking, you know that, so I know you probably don't want to talk about it

Noah: But, I don't want to see you hurting by yourself Jay, and I want to be here for you if you need me

James: Honestly, for the first time, I really do think I need sone help. Not many people are in my corner right now, and I'm just grateful that I still have you

Noah: You always will, trust me on that. Even when we do drive each-other mad af (flashbacks to our singing performance)

James: Haha, thanks for that man

Noah: No problem whatsoever. I'm always a phone all away if you need anything

Noah: Especially if that something is to hit Alfie again

James: Please try and get a pic of him if you can, I want to see that

Noah: I'll do you one better

Noah: *video sent*

James: SOMEONE GOT YOU PUNCHING HIM????

James: THIS HAS MADE MY DAY SO MUCH BETTER

Noah: Yeah, I kind of made a deal of storming up to him. Nice way of coming back to the studio, atleast for a day

James: And you call me frantic, theatre kid

Noah: The fact you think calling me that would hurt me is insulting

James: After seeing that vid, I'm gonna think twice about ever hurting you dw

James: Never thought I'd see the day you'd get into a fight

Noah: I was close to pouncing on you when you kept insisting I sing when Amanda bailed. So think again

James: Note to self; protect eyeballs when around Noah. They seem like something you'd go for

Noah: And you'd be right

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A/N: This was mostly supposed to be angst of Noah comforting James, but my mind had other plans apparently

- Blue