West: Did you know that raccoons are actually incredibly clean creatures?!
Michelle: Considering how much you act like one and the fact your room is surprisingly tidy, that checks out
Stephanie: Yeah, your room not being a mess still shocks me
West: Who do I look like, James?
James: Hey!!!
Noah: Dude, I barely go in your room because of the smell. I'm glad you don't have a pet, cause you'd lose it in the amount of trash in there
Amanda: Without context, you all knowing what his room looks like...
Michelle: DO NOT GO THERE! I have TASTE!!!
James: You're dating Emily, what kind of taste is that???
Michelle: DO NOT INSULT MY GIRLFRIEND YOU ASSHOLE!!!
Emily: TF did I do anyway?
Michelle: Oh hey, hun. How are you?
Max: Ew love. Get me away from this. It will give me allosexual coodies
Chloe: Aroace-gang unite!!!
Amanda: Can't relate, girls are just...OMFG!!!!!
Giselle: So good damn relatable babe!
Noah: Um...excuse me, BABE?!?!? FHEJSOWKHSJWOYQODJHD
West: Is Gisanda becoming canon?!?!?!?
Amanda: Gis-whata???
Stephanie: Just the ship name we have for you two. We needed one since the old name we created crashed and burned
Michelle: *side-eyes Jiley hard*
James: Again, not my fault for that
Noah: We know Jay, we know
West: Okay, what is with all the flirty nicknames today?! I can't handle it?!
Amanda: You're delulu. Nobody is being flirty here
Stephanie: *cough* bullshit *cough*
James: That was about as subtle as Noah when he blushes
Noah: EXCUSE ME?!?!?
Stephanie: Oh I'm sure you've seen that many times James
Max: Romance confuses me
Eldon: Agree
Michelle: Everything confuses you, dumbass!!!
Emily: My girlfriend everyone
Giselle: We know Emily
Emily: I love her
Giselle: We know Emily
West: I feel single
Michelle: Would you rather be single or get back with the prick known as Daniel?
West: Touché
Amanda: Well you, James and Noah are all single so....
( A/N: this is a subtle hint to me recently thinking about those three in a poly relationship, so maybe expect stories of that in the future)
James: Do not even go there! Like, they're both objectively hot, but...
Noah: And you people said I was bad at being subtle
James: Fuck you
Noah: You say that constantly, but never go anywhere with it. Stop being a wuss and meet me at my house already if you actually want to!!!!!
James: I.....
Michelle: DAMN!!! WHERE DID THAT CONFIDENCE COME FROM???
Stephanie: Are we actually going somewhere with this for once? Good on you Noah!!!
Chloe: This talk of sex is...interesting...
Max: ^^^^^^^
Eldon: Can we stop it please
Amanda: Little bitch is just mad that he's not getting any
Eldon: NEITHER ARE YOU
Amanda: I PLEASURED YOUR EX BETTER THAN YOU EVER COULD!!!
Stephanie: Okay, pay up whoever disagreed that she was doing something with either Thalia or Giselle or both
Cierra: Sigh, fine
Cierra: Why is that the first time I've had to talk up since now???
Giselle: Are we gonna go back to you guys having a ship and for Mandie and I or...
Eldon: YOU FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND?!?!?
Thalia: EX-girlfriend dumbass! And it was better than you ever did!!!!
Amanda: Told ya, bitch
Eldon: I'm leaving
Stephanie: Like any of us care
Emily: Why do we even keep him in this group chat?
Michelle: Cause it's fun bullying him
Emily: True sweetheart
West: My single ass can't handle this
Cierra: Join the rest of us
West: I need some candy
Giselle: Cone over, I have sone stored in my room
Amanda: And by that she means there's an entire closet filled of it there
Giselle: Had to make sone use of it after I left it
West: Love you for that!!!
Amanda: HANDS OFF!!!!
Michelle: Is that jealousy I smell??
Cierra: 🎶 jealousy, jealousy 🎶
Stephanie: 🎶 all you friends are so cool, you go out every night 🎶
Max: 🎶 in your daddy's nice car, yeah you're living the life 🎶
Michelle: Not that I'm not loving this Olivia Rodrigo singalong, cause I VERY much am. But is anyone else worried that Joah hasn't texted us in awhile???
Emily: I don't think we want to know
Amanda: Okay, seriously tho, what is with all the ship names?!?!?
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I feel alive
FanfictionTexting oneshots of the character from "The Next Step" (Contains swearing, sexual jokes) (Requests are open)
