A/N: She/Her pronouns for James in this, and They/Them for Max
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Amanda: I hate my life
Noah: This meant to be new news?
Giselle: What happened babe?
Amanda: So I was grabbing a cup of coffee while on a walk and the coffee place was next to a playground. I saw a kid running around and he tripped over, but, then another kid picked him up before he could fall on his face!!!! 😞 😭
Emily:...you need HELP, like severe help
Michelle: That feels like a usual saying in this chat by now, yet we never go anywhere with it
Noah: You still got your coffee right tho?
Amanda: Oh yeah, it tastes fucking sexy. Only thing keeping me from completely losing it
James: Giselle, please restrain her
Giselle: Already on it 🫡
Amanda: YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE
James: THEN DEATH UPON YOU
Stephanie: What kind of Macbeth rehearsal have I just stumbled onto?
West: Just James and Amanda fighting again
Amanda: Just doing my older sister duties
Noah: Can that involve NOT trying to kill my girlfriend?!
Amanda: You drive a hard bargain
Amanda: Fiiiiiiine, for you ig
Noah: *sighs* thank you
Chloe: Somebody's going to die one of these days
Hunter: Can it be Eldon?!
Eldon: HEY!!!
West: Oh yes please, I can get behind that
Hunter: Pretty sure there's been enough people behind Eldon that he's in denial over already ;)
James: Only if they have poor taste. His ass is flatter then my love for my dad
James: Hoe can you be a dancer and not be a boy thicc?
Noah: We know you are babe
Amanda: Can we NOT have this conversation please?!
Noah:....fine
Max: I wish I was that kid from earlier, I'd gladly fall over on my face
Cierra: Get back in the car Max! We're going to therapy whether you like it or not
Max: NEVER
West: Who needs therapy when you have a folder of over a hundred raccoon photos on your phone?
Giselle: Send me those later please
West: Oh, favourite animals GO!
Emily: Lion
Michelle: Horse
James: Wolf
Giselle: Spider
Amanda: Giraffe
Noah: Cats
Stephanie: Dogs
Tiffany: Parrots
Hunter: Crocodile
Thalia: Mice
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FanfictionTexting oneshots of the character from "The Next Step" (Contains swearing, sexual jokes) (Requests are open)