Michelle: Okay, we've been in Miami for over a week now and haven't had the chance to have a beach day, despite Internationals being over, so grab your shit and meet me there!!!!West: WOAH!!! BEACH DAY!!!!
James: Ah, the perfect spot to look for hookups
Noah: Of-course that's where your mind went
James: Why? Jealous of it?
Max: Quit the flirting and get ready. I want to pretend to be dead in the ocean
Chloe: .....are you okay Max???
Max: nope
Chloe: Okay....oh yeah, Emily, Hunter and I will be there soon, taxi is just taking awhile
Emily: I am prepared to kill this man if he drives any slower
Michelle: Please restrain her Hunter
Emily: Lay your hands on me and you're joining this driver!!!
Hunter: I'm just gonna stay out of this
Eldon: Couldn't have done that with Michelle and I's relationship???
Hunter: Still sad that gender doesn't matter to me and yet you're the only one out of that love square that I didn't hit on?
Eldon: I'M NOT LIKE YOU FREAKS!!
West: Ah denial, so was fortunate enough to never be in that stage
Noah: But you were in Daniel
West: Don't remind me
Hunter: Why is this homophobic prick and she-who-will-not-be-named still in this chat anyway tho?
Emily: I thought it was a good idea when I first made it to disable the "kick" function to avoid drama, and now I can't turn it back on, and none of us want to make a new one
Riley: Is that seriously what you guys call me
James: HISS! BACK, BACK YOU WITCH!!!
Noah: I think you spelt that wrong, Jay
Amanda: It's sad that we didn't get the 5 point advantage, but did anyone kind of laugh when Ella betrayed Riley???
Stephanie: Oh I had to stop myself from doing it, like, what kind of idiot shows another team their chireo?!?!?
Riley: Still here
Stephanie: Still a bitch too
Emily: Riley, if you have told mother and father that I am here, then I will personally do worse to your legs than what happened to mine at Nationals
Hunter: They still being homophobic?
Emily: Big time. Only person I still talk to in that family is Matty. Hope he can get out of there soon, but he's only 15
Noah: Still with his boyfriend?
Emily: Don't even think about it!!!
Noah: Jeez, relax, I already have feelings for another guy!!
Amanda: Wow, I wonder who it could be
Noah: Go fuck yourself (or Giselle)
Amanda: GLADLY!!!
Michelle: Okay okay, we've gone so off track! Would you guys just get here?!?!?
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James: If you people need me, I will be wallowing in my shame
Michelle: Oh come on, it wasn't THAT bad
James: MY TRUNKS CAME OFF!!!!!
Amanda: I think SOMEBODY liked it
Noah: One more word, I SWEAR!!!!!
Stephanie: Well, James has just traumatised a bunch of children
Emily: And the lesbians of the group
Amanda: True that
West: Would you at-least come out?
Noah: Thought he did that ages ago?
West: I meant from his room
Noah: Don't think that's happening, he's now crying in the shower
Chloe: Seriously?!?!?
Noah: Eh, more-so just screaming and unintelligible noises, but you know what I mean
Noah: I'm just eating skittles, so dinner and a show
Noah: *voice note sent*
Michelle: I can really see now why he's a drummer for his band and not a singer
Noah: Don't remind me. I've had to listen to that awful singing ALL WEEK!!!
Noah: heiwjvwkshebwhwhdveh
West: Why the keyboard smash???
Amanda: Gay panic or.....
Stephanie: He ain't answering
Max: You think James offed him for recording him crying?
West: No, I can say whole heartedly that Noah is the only boy on this team that James wouldn't hurt
Amanda: Hah, gay
Giselle: That's like, almost the entire team babe
Cierra: Seriously tho, is Noah dead or...
Noah: Nope, just even more traumatised
Noah: I have joined the group of people that James has flashed today
James: I SAID I WAS SORRY
Noah: WHY WEREN'T YOU WEARING A TOWEL?!?!?!
James: I FORGOT OKAY
Noah: HOW DO YOU FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THAT
Hunter: You two do realise you are in the same room right? There's no need for you to text each-other on here
Hunter: Unless you're just doing this to ignore the sexual tension that's building because of what happened 😏
Noah: STAY OUT OF THIS BITCH
Stephanie: Anyone else think at this point that James is just practicing to be a stripper incase his band doesn't work out???
Michelle: Who would pay to see him???
Michelle: Ok...no text of retaliation from James, that's weird
Amanda: Let's just talk about something else, cause my lesbian mind does not want to think about what that could mean
Max: The asexual in me agrees
Riley: Alright, then how is everybody then?
Amanda: Never mind, the mental image of somebody that's like my little brother having sex is still better then talking to this bitch
Riley: Still jealous that Janes dated me after you or something
Amanda:....do you know what a lesbian is or???
Hunter: Omfg, well, at-least that answers how stupid Riley could be to fuck up her relationship with someone as hot as James
Emily: Pretty sure he's taken now Hunter
Hunter: Hey, I'm up for anything 😉
Cierra: Can we please stray away from this horny mf?
Chloe: Seriously Hunter, you need to get a partner or something
Hunter: Eh, Emily and I wanted to go to a club while we're here, so I think I'll just stay with that
Emily: Perks of being one of the only 18-year-olds in this group
Michelle: Mother fuckers
Emily: I'll have you know that I do not in fact have intercourse with my homophobic, piece of shit, mother
West: Yeah, why has nobody ever talked about how weird that insult actually is
Stephanie: Cause we have better things to do with our lives?
Amanda: You're texting in this gc, so clearly not
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FanfictionTexting oneshots of the character from "The Next Step" (Contains swearing, sexual jokes) (Requests are open)