I feel alive

Interrogation

A/N: It has somehow only now occurred to me that I have the power to fix any terrible writing from the creators that have made me dislike characters or ships. So there shall not be any bashing in these fics anymore, unless the character or ship is severely problematic (aka. Lucien)

Also, set in the future and he/him pronouns for James in this
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Riley: Who. The. Fuck. Ate. My. Jellybeans?!?!?

Michelle: My guess is James

James: Excuse me?! I somewhat value my life. I know better than to steal off of her

Stephanie:....she's like a head smaller than you? How is that scary?

Noah: May I present Richelle as a counterpoint

Max: You think smaller beings have more anger since they have less space to store it in?

James: Makes sense, Noah's always moody

Noah: Says the one so desperately trying to be the "emotionally unavailable badboy"

Michelle: That reminds me, you need to let me teach you how to do eyeliner

James: FUCK YES!!!

Riley: I'm writing a list now on who I expect are my jellybeans, count your days if you are on it

Max: Doesn't matter much to me

Cierra: Get in the car again

Max:.....fine

Emily: Please tell me you don't think I actually eat that sugar-filled crap sis?

Riley: You're not on it Em, can't say the same for your girlfriend tho

Michelle: YOU DARE BELIEVE I WOULD BETRAY YOU LIKE THAT?!?!?

Riley: None of you can be trusted

Riley: Now, I've started getting flavours that involve milk to prevent the lactose intolerant people of the group from eating them. Should've known you idiots would still do that anyway

James: HEY!

Michelle: MOTHER FUCK-

Amanda: Why does that sound like the most unappetising thing ever?

Noah: Says the one that eats egg sandwiches

Amanda: They are amazing and you will never put me off of them!

Noah: Sure, sure, tho...my array of food is pretty limited

Noah: It's the autism for me ✌️

Riley: Okay, that's Amanda, Noah and Eldon off the list

Chloe: Why Eldon?

Riley: Cause if that idiot had stolen them, he would've blurted it out by now

Eldon: RUDE!!!!!

Hunter: It helps with knowing whether he's done his chores around the apartment

Eldon:.....

West: What is that for?

James: WHO TF TRASHED THE LIVING AND DIDNT CLEAN UP?!?!?

Eldon: Speaking of chores-

James: IM GONNA KILL YOU

Noah: If you do then that means you'll have to clean the mess instead

James: Hm, fair enough babe

Riley: Quit the flirting! Justice must be made

Stephanie: Can't you just buy more???

Riley: "cAn'T yOu JuSt BuY mOrE???" NO!!! IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF IT ALL

Giselle: My bets on West

West: GASP! YOURE THROWING ME UNDER THE BUS?!?!? I THOUGHT WE WERE BESTIES

Giselle: Yes, I value my own life more

West: You're gonna make me cry 😢

West: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

James: Wow, he really just did that

Cierra: This is like, the oddest episode of soap drama ever

Stephanie: "Who stole Riley Star's jellybeans? A mystery"

Riley: Which will result in murder if one of you don't fess up!!!

James: We sure there wasn't something else in those jellybeans???

West: Ooohhh, I should make some of those for my next party

Cierra: Do not wanna know where you'd get the supplies

Hunter: You know I could get it

James: Bullshit, he gets most of it from Noah old friends from New York

(A/N: More on my headcanons for that particular group of friends on a later date.)

Noah: I TOLD YOU TO KEEP THAT QUIET

Chloe: The hell did you guys get up to while you were living there???

James: Riley and I were just roommates with Piper and Amy while they were all going to college and I was working with the band. Nothing much. Can't say the same for Noah here tho

Noah: Oh, don't even go there. I have ALOT on what I caught you doing at clubs or when the others were out

Riley: Gonna be opening that can of worms later after I figure this all out, or should I just ask Noah to tell me so I can use it against you till you confess James?

James: YOU WOULD NEVER

Riley: I might

Emily: Okay, screw this. Riley, where did you last see your jellybeans?

Riley: A few hours ago. They were in my room, when you guys were over last night. I looked for them half an hour ago and the bag was completely empty

Emily: Let me look

Stephanie: Wait, have you two been texting while you're already over at her house?

Michelle: IM THERE TOO

Chloe: Not you acting as if we don't constantly do this

Noah: Texting is a lot better than forcing yourself to make uncomfortable eye contact while talking in person

Amanda: Ew, imagine actually talking in person, it's the worse thing

Riley: Okay, while these two were being anti-social

Amanda: 🖕

Noah: 🖕

Riley: Did you find anything Em?

Emily: Yeah, I found an huge, empty bag of jellybeans like you said. But also an empty bottle of wine. Not hard to put two and two together

Riley:.......

Riley: So you mean I-

Emily: Yes, you got completely drunk and ate the entire bag yourself, and then passed out and forgot about it

Riley: That explains the headache I've been feeling most of today

Michelle: I believe there is something you need to say

Riley: Right, um...sorry for accusing you all

James: I WAS ALMOST BLACKMAILED BE AUSE OF THIS

West: I'm more so intrigued on what you actually did in New York now

James: YOUVE RUINED ME

Riley: Not much to begin with really

Riley: Now I'm off to the shops to replenish my supply

Amanda: I give an hour before they are all gone again

Michelle: I give 10 minutes