I feel alive

Waterpark

A/N: Sort of sequel to Beach Day, usual pronouns for West, he/him for James, and they/them for Max

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Michelle: Did you guys know there's a WATERPARK near us?!

West: And you're only mentioning this now?!

Michelle: I only just found the brochure for it in the hotel lobby, okay!!!

Emily: All of us are still here for a few more days, should we go then?

Michelle: Uh, OBVIOUSLY!!!

James: No thank you

West: Oh come on James, you're still holding onto that

James: People saw me NAKED, West!!!

Noah: Didn't here you complaining about what that lead to

Amanda: We do not need to hear the details of you two fucking

Max: We already heard enough because their room is right next to us

Eldon: Please, could you try to keep it quieter this time!

West: I'm even agreeing with Eldon on this one. It was horrific

James: Oh grow TF up, you've heard and most likely done worse

Giselle: Thats enough talk on that for one day. Let's get our bathing suits

Amanda: God, I love how you look in yours

Noah: And you were complaining about US?!

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Hunter: Fuck! I need an ice pack!!!

Michelle: ITS YOUR FAULT FOR SITTING AT THE END OF THE SLIDE

Hunter: YOU FLEW INTO MY HEAD

Thalia: I got it on video. So glad I was checking my phone for something when that happened

West: OMG PLEASE SEND IT

Thalia: *vid sent*

Amanda: THE WAY HIS EYES BULGED OUT

Hunter: DELETE THIS NOW

Thalia: Pah, you wish

James: Hey, you know the way cartoon monkeys eyes pop out sometimes when they're shocked or get hit

West: STOP HE DOES LOOK LIKE THAT

Hunter: I did not get a flight all the way to Miami to take this kind of abuse!

Emily: Only abuse was having to sit next to you for the entire time on the plane

Noah: This is what you get for wearing a speedo of all things. What is up with you people and trying to make me bleach my eyes? I already wear glasses, I don't need even worse sight!!!

Hunter: My ass is great!

Max: You're making me wish I actually did drown myself at the park

Cierra: Don't make me bring out the spray bottle

Michelle: What are they to you? A cat?!

Chloe: They do give off a lot of black cat energy

Max: Doesn't mean she has to spray me anytime I "joke" about death

Cierra: DO YOU WANT ME TO DO IT INTO YOUR EYES?!?!?

Amanda: Ooohh violence, my favourite

Noah: It's a wonder you have a girlfriend

Amanda: YOU WANNA FIGHT!!?!?

Noah: Bring it bitch

West: No offence Noah, but I'm betting on Amanda here

Michelle: Me too

Noah: Fuck all of you!!!

Stephanie: Save it for James

James:......I mean-

Noah: QUIET YOU!!!

West: Lovers quarrel, I'll grab the popcorn

James: We have drama going on in our lives every day and THIS is what you bring out the snacks for?!?!?

Hunter: So we're just going to move on from me having a concussion I guess

Stephanie: Oh please, you've been hurt worse before

Emily: Example one -when I came out as a lesbian

Hunter: Okay, I was WELL over you at that point! Don't even flatter yourself

Hunter: And I've been seeing a guy anyway

Michelle: EXCUSE ME?!?!? WHERE WAS THIS IN OUR WEEKLY FACETIMES?!?!?

Michelle: You spent 20 minutes ranting about something your classmate did in maths, but failed to mention THIS?!

Hunter: I thought you like my story ☹️

James: Are other peoples' love lives the only joy you people have in life

Michelle: Pretty much

West: Not like there is much else to do, and you really can't talk when you're dating a guy that spends most of his time reading fanfictions

Noah: You leave my stories out of this!

Amanda: How many tabs of those do you even have open?

West: Tabs? I thought Wattpad was an app???

Noah: Wattpad?! Fucking no! That shit is disgusting!!! I only read pure talent on Archive Of Our Own

(A/N: please don't take that seriously 😐)

Hunter: Pure talent? I tried using that site a few times and mostly just found filth of tv show characters

Noah:.....that's beside the point

Noah: And YOU of all people are hardly complaining about that

Hunter: Ah, you know me too well, so why the hell are none of you bringing me to a hospital

Amanda: Babe, can I please just chloroform him already???

Giselle: MANDIE NO!!!!

Hunter: You were gonna do what now?!

Thalia: You should know this is on brand for her by now

Stephanie: Remind me to be thankful that I'm not sharing a room with her

Amanda: Remind me to tell you to fuck off!!!

Emily: Why can't we ever have a nice, normal day out that doesn't result in us killing each-other?

Michelle:......

Emily: Yeah, I realised the hypocrisy as soon as I sent that text

Michelle: At least you're self aware

West: How is that a good thing? If you become too self aware then you'll start questioning your place on this earth and who you really are and what would happen if you died?! Your POV wouldn't be there anymore, so what would you even see?!!! Darkness, maybe heaven?! Is it actually all real?!!!? Maybe this is all just a simulation but our creators delete our avatars when we figure that out which is actually the cause of death!!! OH NO AM I GOING TO DIE NOW BECAUSE I JUSY TALKED ABOUT ALL THIS

James: West.....

James: CALM THE EVER LIVING FUCK DOWN!!!!!

Stephanie: West...there is no way I'm reading all of that

Max: Just one of us having a mental breakdown, nothing new

Hunter: I hate all of this